This is the fourth
year writing these silly TV articles and they are some of my favorite things to
work on every year. In the previous one, it’s just me ranting about a ton of
great shows. This one is easily more fascinating each and every time. Why? It’s
because my friends are fascinating.
Critic polls always
are a great way to look at a year of art but they are limited by the fact they
all are critics. That is what their perspective is. TV is a medium that
everybody watches and has an opinion on. Since there are so many installments
of a show and so much time is devoted towards the story and characters,
everyone is a little bit of a critic as they decide whether they should keep
going or not.
Every year I’ve
increased the number of people I have writing in this because I’m greedy. I
want to read more and more thoughts about what is exciting my friends. So this
year I do have some excellent film critics, but I also have lawyers and news
producers and video editors and actors and directors and students and marketing
experts. I have people who work at a film festival. I have people who work in
Spain. I have people who work in sports, in politics, in advertising, in
publishing and for colleges and nursing homes and community resource centers
for LGBTQ people. I have authors who write about cowboys and skeletons and fools.
What connects them all—besides their regret about having me as a friend—is
their love for art.
So without further
ado, here are everyone’s Top TV Episodes of 2014!
The Americans – “Echo”
(Season Two, Episode
13)
By Nick
Rogers
Editor’s note: There
are spoilers for the dramatic reveal featured at the end of the second season
in the second paragraph. If you don’t wish to be spoiled skip ahead.
The second-season finale of The Americans — cable’s best current series never nominated
for a meaningful Emmy — climaxes with a long reveal. Perhaps it’s a tad too long for the usual badge-of-honor
believability of the show, which follows Philip and Elizabeth, married
undercover KGB agents undermining 1980s America from inside and played by the
astonishingly versatile Matthew Rhys and Keri Russell.
Jared, a mortally wounded teen whom we thought cruelly
orphaned by a rogue element, reveals that he
killed his KGB-operative parents. He retaliated for their rejection of his
decision to become a second-generation spy, made after a lithe, comely female
KGB agent lured him. Later, we learn this insidious KGB initiative has its
sights set on Philip and Elizabeth’s teenage daughter, Paige.
This atypical rush of exposition hardly matters when it so
beautifully crystallizes the (sometimes overly) slow burn of themes that
dominated the season’s other two best episodes: “Behind the Red Door,” in which
Elizabeth demands Philip make love to her like his married alter ego “Clark” to
destructive ends; and “New Car,” in which America’s unfettered confidence wilts
Philip’s own greener-grass curiosity about iconic American culture.
It’s easy for Philip and Elizabeth to be themselves seduced
by sexual health, a sense of supremacy and their comparative ease of life in
America. So subsidized by suburbia was their confidence in the first season
that they actually fell in love, much to their surprise. But the second-season
focus on their parenting showed just how vulnerable softening the edges of
their sharpened ideals has made them.
“Echo’s” closing moments suggest three horrifying
possibilities. The first is the ultimate worry of any parent, let alone one
using children as cover: Will the worst of us manifest itself in them? The second
is the idea that their Russian handlers know Paige better than they do, that
the KGB suspected Paige’s rebellious streak, so well developed over the last
two seasons, would need an outlet — a
violent one.
Finally, the episode’s closing scene pulls the rug out from
under Philip and Elizabeth’s reconnection. When she says, “She’s our daughter,” it’s not a rejoinder to
Russia. It rejects Philip’s insistence that Paige be shielded from Russian
influence. “Is that so horrible?” she asks, “To be like us?” As he sits for
dinner, Philip barely recognizes the woman with whom he’s come to share much
more than a mission.
While driving a larger wedge between Philip and Elizabeth,
“Echo” also exhibits all of the series’ enjoyable surface pleasures. There are
the pornstache-and-ponytail disguises, perfect 1980s music cues (Twilight Zone here) and lively wit (“If
I had to hear any more about nonviolent resistance, I was going to punch her in
the face”). Then, a total command of the B-plot (a stern Fed’s longstanding affair
with a KGB seductress undone less by patriotism than by male pride), enough to
keep the C-plot juicy (as “Clark’s” wife’s new gun foreshadows discovery of his
deception), and a judicious body count that hits home (four onscreen and
another strongly inferred).
It may seem an easy, well-traveled out for a third season of
The Americans to follow Paige into
her family’s treacherous tradecraft. But there’s every confidence it will do so
with a unique, unsettling and unforgettable deconstruction of identity and
ideology that makes it one of TV’s boldest endeavors.
Nick’s Top 11* TV
Episodes of 2014 (besides “Echo”)
1) True Detective, “Form and Void” (Season One,
Episode Eight)
2) Sherlock, “His Last Vow” (Season Three, Episode Three)
3) The Leftovers, “Guest” (Season One, Episode Six)
4) Parks and Recreation, “Moving Up” (Season Six, Episodes 21 and 22)
5) Homeland, “There’s Something Else Going On” (Season Four, Episode Nine)
6) Review, “Pancakes; Divorce; Pancakes” (Season One, Episode Three)
7) Hannibal, “Takiawase” (Season Two, Episode Four)
8) Mad Men, “The Strategy” (Season Seven, Episode Six)
9) Louie, “So Did the Fat Lady” (Season Four, Episode Three)
10) Arrow, “Seeing Red” (Season Two, Episode 20)
11) Veep, “Crate” (Season Three, Episode Nine)
2) Sherlock, “His Last Vow” (Season Three, Episode Three)
3) The Leftovers, “Guest” (Season One, Episode Six)
4) Parks and Recreation, “Moving Up” (Season Six, Episodes 21 and 22)
5) Homeland, “There’s Something Else Going On” (Season Four, Episode Nine)
6) Review, “Pancakes; Divorce; Pancakes” (Season One, Episode Three)
7) Hannibal, “Takiawase” (Season Two, Episode Four)
8) Mad Men, “The Strategy” (Season Seven, Episode Six)
9) Louie, “So Did the Fat Lady” (Season Four, Episode Three)
10) Arrow, “Seeing Red” (Season Two, Episode 20)
11) Veep, “Crate” (Season Three, Episode Nine)
* Cut
me a break for stretching the format. TV was so good this year, I could have
easily done a 20-episode list.
Additional
2014 TV Awards from Nick Rogers
MOST IMPROVED SERIES: “Marvel’s Agents of
S.H.I.E.L.D.”
MOST UNEXPECTEDLY VIBRANT NOSTALGIA: “24: Live Another Day”
MOST MERCILESSLY CUT DOWN JUST AS IT GOT
INTERESTING: “Legit”
STRONGEST START, OK-EST FINISH TO A PRESTIGE SERIES: “Fargo”
MOST DISAPPOINTING RELATIVE TO ITS PAST GREATNESS: “Justified”
BEST NEW BROADCAST SERIES: “The Flash”
BEST NEW CABLE SERIES: “Review”
BEST NEW PAY-CABLE SERIES: “The Leftovers”
WORST EPISODE OF A SHOW I LOVE: Arrow, “Guilty” (Season Three,
Episode Six)
FIVE SHOWS I WISH I’D SEEN THIS YEAR: “Boardwalk Empire,” “The
Knick,” “Nathan For You,” “Rectify,” “Transparent”
Arrow – “The Brave and the Bold”
(Season Three, Episode 8)
Arrow isn't just an example of a superhero show that gets it right, it's an
example of one that has worked extremely hard to do so. The first season was
fairly average for superheroes on network television; while filled with famous
characters and scenarios, it still reeked of CW-standard plotting and a very
questionable approach to violence. Season Two, however, almost immediately
launched the show into a new trajectory. Oliver Queen (Steven Amell) was now
doing his best to be a hero, rather than a murderous vigilante. His supporting
cast was bolstered by the Canary (Caity Lotz) and Roy Harper (Colton Hayes),
and a larger for his eyes in the sky, Felicity Smoak (Emily Bett Rickards). Arrow went from a straightforward
revenge fantasy to a full-fledged superhero team-up show each week, and it did
wonders for the show's overall storytelling, which was given a more serialized approach
thanks to the appearance of season-long villain Deathstroke (Manu Bennet).
Season Two also saw the introduction of Grant Gustin as Barry Allen, whose
performance earned him a spinoff in the form of The Flash.
Thanks to the
Season Two course-correct, Season Three has taken the characters to interesting
new places. After the death of one of their number, most of the Arrow team has
been scrambling to figure out where they fit as heroes in a new, more dangerous
world. Roy deals with the fallout of mistakes he can't remember; Felicity and
Oliver wonder if they can have normal lives outside of their mission; Diggle
welcomes a child. Season Three also introduces a new villain in the form of
Ra's Al Guhl (Andy Poon), better known as a chief antagonist of Batman, here
performing most of his signature moves on a slightly less A-List hero.
In "The
Brave and the Bold," Ollie & Co. receive a little help from the cast
of The Flash, who show up in Starling
City to help track down a killer. While a cross-over may seem an odd pick for
best episode, it's a credit to writers Greg Berlanti & Andrew Kreisberg
that it functions as a perfect piece of the Arrow
Season Three narrative. It's a breather, a moment for team Arrow to look at
themselves through the eyes of a lighter, more happy-go-lucky outlook on life.
Season Three of Arrow has been a lot
of soul-searching, and working alongside The Flash allows Oliver Queen to find
a bit of himself again, to remember what he stands for. In the meantime, the
snappy dialog allows the characters to poke fun at each other's respective
universes, a classic staple of the superhero cross-over.
Evan’s Top 10 Episodes of 2014
1) Arrow, “The Brave and the Bold” (Season
Three, Episode 8)
2) Doctor Who, “Dark Water” (Season Eight,
Episode 11)
3) True Detective, “Who Goes There” (Season
One, Episode 4)
4) Adventure Time, “Wake Up” (Season Six,
Episode 1)
5) The Flash, “Flash vs. Arrow (Season One,
Episode
6) Parks and Recreation, “Moving Up”
(Season Six, Episodes 21/22)
7) Hannibal, “Tome-Wan” (Season Two,
Episode 12)
8) Mad Men, “Waterloo” (Season Seven,
Episode 7)
9) Adventure Time, “Little Brother” (Season
Six, Episode 11)
10) Arrow, “Suicide Squad” (Season Two,
Episode 16)
Black Mirror – “White Christmas)
(2014 Christmas Special)
By Austin Lugar
I was so happy when
Black Mirror appeared on Netflix this
month. It’s one of the best shows on the air but it was so underseen by
Americans because it was only available through DirectTV or by…magic. It is a
dark anthology show that examines the way we use technology. The criticism
isn’t on the technology itself but our relationship to it. Thanks to the nature
of the anthology, it can be any kind of show in any episode. In the six
previous it has ranged from unnerving realism of the modern day to
science-fiction dystopia set in the far future.
“White Christmas”
is somewhere between those times. In their first feature length episode, Black Mirror decided to go in a really
bold direction. It begins in a small cabin isolate in a winter storm. Two men
(Jon Hamm and Rafe Spall) appear to have been there for five years for an
assignment but they never speak to each other. In the Christmas spirit, they
decide to open up about what sent them to this punishing job. The stories they
tell perfectly fit into the grim Black
Mirror world where inventions seem fantastical but could easily be
developed within the next five years.
So much of the
show’s brilliance is the discovery process. Even though I figured out some of
the twists a beat before the characters did, didn’t make them any less
soul-crushing. I won’t say anything about the stories that are weaved together
in this episode; I’ll just leave you with that confusing image I picked. The
world they inhabit can easily turn from leisurely convenient to some of the
most horrifying concepts I could ever imagine within a few seconds.
I was bummed there
wasn’t a full season of the show this year but if Charlie Brooker needed that
time to craft a script so perfectly structured with so much to analyze and
shock and (I’m using the word again) horrify, by all means take as long as you
want. This is perhaps my favorite episode of Black Mirror because of how deeply it affected me. An episode has power if it changes the
way you look at what you didn’t notice has crept into your life and you’re not
sure what to do about it.
Merry Christmas!
Austin’s Top 10 Episodes of 2014
1) Hannibal, “Mizumono” (Season Two,
Episode 13)
2) Black Mirror, “White Christmas” (2014
Christmas Special)
3) Orange is the New Black, “A Whole Other
Hole” (Season Two , Episode 4)
4) The Leftovers, “Guest” (Season One,
Episode 6)
5) Masters of Sex, “Fight” (Season Two,
Episode 3)
6) Rick and Morty, “Meeseeks and Destroy”
(Season One, Episode 5)
7) Mad Men, “Waterloo” (Season Seven,
Episode 7)
8) Community, “Cooperative Polygraphy”
(Season Five, Episode 4)
9) Nathan For You, “Dumb Starbucks” (Season
Two, Episode 5)
10) Inside No. 9, “A Quiet Night In” (Season
One, Episode 2)
Honorable Mentions – The Americans’s “Echo”, Bob’s Burgers’ “The Equestranauts”, Doctor Who’s “Listen”, Fargo’s
“A Fox, A Rabbit and a Cabbage”, Girls’
“Dead Inside”, The Good Wife’s “The
Last Call”, Hannibal’s “Mukozuke”, hitRECord on TV’s “Re: The Number One”, The Leftovers’ “Two Boats and a
Helicopter”, Mad Men’s “The
Strategy”, Orange is the New Black’s “We
Have Manners. We’re Polite.”, Outlander’s
“The Wedding”, Rectify’s “Unhinged”, Rev.’s “Episode 6”, Review’s “Pancakes, Divorce, Pancakes”, Ricky and Morty’s “Rixty Minutes” and Sherlock’s “The Sign of Three”
BoJack Horseman – “Later”
(Season One, Episode 12)
By Dennis Sullivan
I’m going to get the easiest
joke out of the way first. BoJack Horseman, who is half-man and half-horse,
could have easily have been played by Sarah Jessica Parker.
And now that that’s out of the
way, BoJack Horseman is a seriously
great piece of television. Netflix once again produced something refreshingly
original that far surpassed expectations. I tried watching the show once, but
couldn’t get past the first episode. Luckily, I gave it a second shot and ended
up binge-watching the entire show in a weekend. While the show seems like
another generic Adult Swim cartoon in which animals act like humans, it quickly
becomes so much more. The show dives into the deep, dark waters of depression
for a serious moment before switching gears to some hilarious slapstick comedy.
They walk a fine a line between too much and not enough, but they walk the line
beautifully.
And the magic doesn’t stop with
BoJack. This world is filled with a literally colorful cast of characters, many
of which also get fleshed/furred/scaled out into more than just one-dimensional
beings. The writing is witty. The plot is intriguing. And the gags are laugh
out loud funny. If you haven’t checked it out yet, get prepared for greatness.
It was difficult to select just
one episode of BoJack. The show is
similar to other Netflix shows in that it was created for binging purposes.
Jokes and storylines are set up in early episodes and have great payoffs in
later on, but BoJack adds another
layer to this mix. The show follows the progression of BoJack’s ghostwriter
learning about his life. Just like their early interviews, the season begins
light and not very emotionally deep. However, as the ghostwriter bonds with
BoJack, they begin to explore complex elements of his personality and the show
starts to tug at the heart strings. The humor is not lost at all, but it makes
for a much more rewarding experience. This is why I selected the finale of the
show. It’s just as good as the rest of the episodes, but this one is an
epilogue of sorts where the conflict from the season is addressed (and just
like real life, not easily resolved) and sets up Season Two beautifully. It
succeeds as a finale because it leaves the viewer wanting more. And I cannot
wait for Season Two.
Dennis’ Top 10 Episodes of 2014
1) True Detective, “The Secret Fate of All Life” (Season One, Episode
5)
2) Orange is the New Black, “We Have Manners. We’re Polite” (Season
Two, Episode 13)
3) Inside No. 9, “A Quiet Night In” (Season One, Episode 2)
4) Game of Thrones, “The Mountain and the Viper” (Season Four, Episode
8)
5) BoJack Horseman, “Later” (Season One, Episode 12)
6) Fargo, “A Fox, a Rabbit and a Cabbage” (Season One, Episode 9)
7) Nathan For You, “Dumb Starbucks” (Season Two, Episode 5)
8) Rick and Morty, “Meeseeks and Destroy” (Season One, Episode 5)
9) The Colbert Report, “Grimmy” (Episode 1447)
10) Top Gear, “Burma Special” (Season Twenty-One, Episodes 6/7)
Broad City – “The Lockout”
(Season One, Episode 4)
By Rachael Clark
Broad City is one of those series where I ended up
watching the entire season in one day. Every episode was fantastic and quirky,
but the one that had me laughing out loud until the very end was “The Lockout.”
Abbi and Ilana are locked out each other’s apartments and find themselves
homeless for the day all while trying to get Abbi cleaned up and ready for her
first art gallery show. They attempted to get into Ilana’s apartment thanks to
a creepy locksmith, but they felt so uncomfortable with him knowing where she
lived, Ilana gave him a fake name and had him open her neighbor’s apartment
instead of hers. Of course timing is everything and within two minutes of them
inside the apartment, the neighbors return home and spray mace in Abbi and
Ilana’s faces. The rest of the episode they are running all over New York City
with spray-maced faces and comedically large bags from Beth, Bath, and Beyond.
(Ilana wants to turn her room into a walk-in closet, but then she realizes she
would be closeted. HA!) Towards the end of the episode we discover that Abbi’s
first art show is in a (vegan) sandwich shop. She considers it an art show
because, “after 8 so many people put their laptops away, it can be considered
an art gallery.” Just another day in the life of Abbi and Ilana.
This is a show
about two confident young women who are enjoying and exploring life with each
other. Abbi and Ilana are drastically different people and you wonder how they
ever became friends. They have different personalities, styles, outlooks on life,
and whatever else you can imagine. As a viewer you come to realize they
understand and complement each other so well. They are the most important
people in each other’s lives at this time and they wouldn’t have it any other
way.
FYI Season Two
starts in a month and I cannot wait!
Rachael’s Top 10
Episodes of 2014
1) Game of Thrones,
“The Laws of Gods and Men” (Season Four, Episode 6)
2) Orange is the New
Black, “You Also Have a Pizza” (Season Two, Episode 6)
3) Broad City,
“The Lockout” (Season One, Episode 4)
4) Veep, “Debate”
(Season Three, Episode 8)
5) Community,
“Geothermal Escapism” (Season Five, Episode 5)
6) Community,
“Cooperative Polygraphy” (Season Five, Episode 4)
7) Doctor Who,
“Deep Breath” (Season Eight, Episode 1)
8) The Legend of Korra,
“Enter the Void” (Season Three, Episode 12)
9) Bob’s Burgers,
“Turkey in a Can” (Season Four, Episode 5)
10) Parks and
Recreation, “Doppelgangers” (Season Six, Episode 4)
Brooklyn Nine-Nine – “The Mole”
(Season Two, Episode
5)
By Molly Raker
A lot of people want to punch Andy Samberg in the face. This
is the common response I get when I tell people I watch Brooklyn Nine Nine to then I respond with it’s hilarious and Andy’s
character gets punched in the face. Will that make you watch it? This show also offers so many other
fantastic actors and characters; this show introduced me to Chelsea Peretti and
her awesome dance moves.
This “office” comedy started its run in 2013 and had a rocky
start but then coming into 2014 it hit its stride and then even come back
stronger with its second season. It gave us one of my favorites “will they
won’t they” relationship and a great game called Kwazy Cupcakes. They have
running plots, like the Halloween prank, the Pontiac bandit and Giggle Pig. It
was hard to pick one episode because each episode as they all bring it,
(especially the second season) but I had to go with ‘The Mole’ as this clearly
showcases the comedic genius of Andy and Andre as most of the episode they’re
stuck in a room, which is a occurring theme for Brooklyn Nine-Nine.
Let’s for one second talk about the location, Brooklyn,
where I live and love living. Conveniently the outside shot of the police
building is in the neighborhood I live in Park Slope and another coincidence is
Pawnee is based on a town I went to college. I’m predicting he makes his new TV
show in Wisconsin, where I was born because he is obviously basing his location
off my life
Essentially, who doesn’t love a dead pan Andre Bruaghner,
also did I mention it won two Golden Globes, those mean a lot, well for this
one show it does!
Molly’s Top 10
Episodes of 2014
1) Broad City,
“Apartment Hunters” (Season One, Episode 9)
2) Sherlock, “The
Sign of Three” (Season Three, Episode 2)
3) Brooklyn Nine-Nine,
“The Mole” (Season Two, Episode 5)
4) Hannibal,
“Mizumono” (Season Two, Episode 13)
5) Fargo, “A Fox,
a Rabbit and a Cabbage” (Season One, Episode 9)
6) Game of Thrones,
“The Laws of Good Men” (Season Four, Episode 6)
7) The Leftovers,
“Cairo” (Season One, Episode 8)
8) Veep, “Clovis”
(Season Three, Episode 4)
9) Doctor Who ,
“Listen” (Season Eight, Episode 4)
10) Mad Men, “The
Runaways” (Season Seven, Episode 5)
Honorable Mentions
·
Parks and
Recreation, “Filibuster” (Season Six, Episode 6)
·
The Affair,
“7”, (Season One, Episode 7)
·
House of
Cards, “Chapter 14” (Season
Two, Episode 1)
·
Broad City,
“The Lockout” (Season One, Episode 4)
·
Silicon
Valley, “Optimal Tip to Tip Efficiency”
The Chair – “Movin’ On”
(Season One, Episode
6)
By Ken Jones
Did you create
the monster, or is it always there?
My favorite
documentaries are ones that seem unassuming from the outside, but take dark
turns as the story progresses. The ones that no one knew how dark they would be
when they started planning it. The Chair
is ten episodes of such unassuming darkness. As a former grunt in the
filmmaking world, I have a certain love of watching other people go through the
hell that is making films. I was already sold on watching people struggle
making a film with very little money, but I had no idea for the wild ride I was
getting into.
The Chair follows two first time directors, Shane Dawson and Anna Martemucci,
making a feature length movie based on the same source material. The director
with the most popular movie gets $250,000. Will Shane win because of his
built-in Youtube fanbase of 12 year old girls? Or will Anna win with her
expertise in the film world, with
things like story and characters? The suspense is killing me.
The Chair is split up into the normal production cycle: pre-production,
production, and post-production. Episode 5 is the start of production, but
Episode 6 is when I knew this show is something that will stick with me my
entire life. The first four episodes build up a strong worry about how either
movie will end up, but Episode 5 is strangely positive. But Episode 6 makes it
clear everyone is doomed and this show will never get a Season Two (but maybe
it will?). The episode also poses some fascinating questions. Is Zachary Quinto
a robot? Is Shane Dawson in love with Youtube semi-celebrity and Richmond from The IT Crowd impersonating Drew Monson?
Who on the show could eat the most pumpkin pies? Does Chris Moore daydream of
making out with Pittsburgh? Like the whole city, not just the people. I’m
afraid to say too much about this show because it is something that just needs
to be experienced so all the absurd characters, who are somehow real people,
are understood. Just watch it already.
Ken’s
Top 10 Episodes of 2014
1) Black
Mirror, “White Christmas” (2014 Christmas Special)
2) Sherlock,
“The Sign of Three” (Season Three, Episode 2)
3) Game
of Thrones, “The Laws of Gods and Men” (Season Four, Episode 6)
4) Doctor
Who, “Listen” (Season Eight, Episode 4)
5) Community,
“Cooperative Polygraphy” (Season Five, Episode 4)
6) Rick
and Morty, “Ricksy Business” (Season One, Episode 11)
7) Bob’s
Burgers, “The Equestranauts” (Season Four, Episode 17)
8) Parks
and Recreation, “Moving Up: Part 2” (Season Six, Episode 22)
9) Archer,
“Archer Vice: Arrival/Departure” (Season Five, Episode 13)
10) Game
of Thrones, “The Lion and the Rose” (Season Four, Episode 2)
Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey – “Standing Up in the Milky Way”
(Season One, Episode 1)
Cosmos: A Spacetime
Odyssey is a beautiful re-imagining of the original 1980 Cosmos. Cosmos ASTO traverses the origins of the universe and human
existence. In the pilot "Standing Up in the Milky Way" the audience
is told the story of Giordano Bruno, a Dominican monk in Naples, who defied the
Roman Catholic Church by publishing some of the first books that presented the
idea of an infinite universe with other worlds and stars.
Through spectacular computer generated effects and beautiful
animation we are shown the immense age of the universe. In a particular
sequence the host, Neal deGrasse Tyson, breaks down the age of the cosmos into
something more easily understood. He compresses the 13.8 billion year old
history of the cosmos into a single calendar year. It begins on January 1st
with the Big Bang and ends with the entirety of recorded human history
occupying only the last 14 seconds of December 31st of the same year.
If you are interested in adventure, sci-fi, religion,
history, science, or just good simple storytelling, then I highly recommend
checking out Cosmos.
Ray’s Top 10 Episodes
of 2014
1) Cosmos,
“Standing Up in the Milky Way” (Season One, Episode 1)
2) The Walking Dead,
“The Grove” (Season Four, Episode 14)
3) Game of Thrones,
“The Watchers of the Wall” (Season Four, Episode 9)
4) Rick and Morty,
“Meeseeks and Destroy” (Season One, Episode 5)
5) Doctor Who,
“Mummy on the Orient Express” (Season Eight, Episode 8)
6) Fargo, “The
Crocodile’s Dilemma” (Season One, Episode 1)
7) Sherlock, “The
Sign of Three” (Season Three, Episode 2)
8) House of Cards,
“Chapter 22” (Season Two, Episode 9)
9) Black Mirror,
“White Christmas” (2014 Christmas Special)
10) Rick and Morty,
“Rick Potion #9” (Season One, Episode 6)
Doctor Who – “Mummy on the Orient Express”
(Season Eight,
Episode 8)
By Kevin Brown
Editor’s note: Kevin
discusses a major scene that happened in the episode previous to this one. It
is a not a major spoiler, but a significant plot point in the season.
Sharing your thoughts on Doctor Who is like writing an academic
paper. Whovians need a certain degree of background information before
they determine if your opinion means anything at all. They need to know
your philosophy (Time travel should have consistent rules) your politics
(Ten>Eleven>Nine) and your credentials (not versed in the classics, but
filling in gaps with Amazon Prime.)
Now that I’ve established my
perspective going into the Capaldi Era and plugged my favorite online streaming
service, I can safely revert to fanboy mode to say: “OMG Season 8 was totez the
best season yet!”
Got that out of my system. While
I’d love to rant and rave about how brilliantly the season-long narrative
addressed themes of agency, authority, modernity, and intellectual detachment,
for the sake of time, I’m going to focus in the best British Imperial
Mummy-drama we’ve seen all year (sorry, Timothy Dalton).
“Mummy on the Orient Express” builds
off the previous episode’s rift between The Doctor and Clara to start us off
with a uniquely somber tone. The backdrop is this:
Clara is out. Her relationship
with Danny is getting serious and her frustration with the Twelfth Doctor’s
cold exterior has become overwhelming. Unlike other companions, who have
either blindly accepted The Doctor’s detachment, or naively taken it upon
themselves to fix him, Clara accepts that her Doctor has seen too many wars,
extinctions, and empires rise and fall, to feel the emotional weight of every
little disaster. That being said, she knows that she can’t be like him,
and more importantly, she doesn’t want to. So this is one last trip for
the books, their Good-bye Trip.
And what first appears to be a
nostalgic vacation through 19th Century Europe, the camera zooms out to reveal
this Orient Express is a bit more... interstellar. Yes, this whole
episode takes place on a space train, decorated with a suave post-Victorian
aesthetic. As with any proper depiction of English colonialism, writer
Jamie Mathieson offers up some signature dry wit, flawed Darwinian ethics, and
a scary-ass mummy.
In a season that conceived a handful of
great new alien menaces, “The Foretold” is arguably the most developed and
intriguing. It’s a remnant of a technologically advanced world, outlived
by its own war-like ideologies. It’s a program that, in the course of a
minute, terrifies its victims “out of phase” with their reality, so it can
essentially kill them with fear. But it’s protecting something super-duper
important, which I won’t spoil.
I also won’t spoil how The Doctor takes
control and saves the day, but in terms of plot construction, it’s one of the
show’s more genius conclusions. This isn’t another
fuse-with-your-hand-for-an-extra-life or
btw-the-sonic-screwdriver-could-always-do-this kind of endings. It’s a
thoughtful and cohesive ethical narrative, with a resolution so deceptively
simple that the audience should feel guilty for having subconsciously written
it off themselves.
But this episode is playing a much
deeper mind-game with its audience. As this e-Mummy terrorizes passengers
to death and the HAL-like conductor, Gus, politely explains that they’re all
expendable because Science rules, the Doctor winds up in an environment that
thinks exactly like him, but to an extreme.
Individual human lives are
inconceivably small in the grand scheme of things, and at the end of day, all
that matters is that we learn something from every experience. That’s
been The Doctor’s implied outlook for a while now. Do his job for a millennium
and it would have to be, right? This episode reminds us why that
line of thought is ultimately problematic.
And while The Doctor’s humanist take on
the value of human life leaves us feeling refreshed, we can’t help but wonder,
was this whole ordeal is just a theatrical statement to Clara? He
uses the Good-Bye Trip as an excuse to bring her into the middle of a
deep-space research project, knowing the risk. Even after he saves the
day, we should all be a little weary of that.
But this season’s willingness to explore The Doctor’s flawed character is makes it shine above the others. After the end of the world, the end of the universe, the end of time, and a few more of the most importantest events ever in all of time and space, we’re taking a break from the giant leaps of mankind to cultivate drama, once again, in the small steps of one man, and that man is Peter Capaldi, my new favorite Doctor.
Kevin’s Top 10 Episodes of 2014
1) True
Detective, “Who Goes There” (Season One, Episode 4)
2) Fargo,
“A Fox, a Rabbit and a Cabbage” (Season One, Episode 9)
3) Boardwalk
Empire, “Friendless Child” (Season Five, Episode 7)
4) Doctor
Who, “Mummy on the Orient Express” (Season Eight, Episode 8)
5) True
Detective, “The Secret Fate of All Life” (Season One, Episode 5)
6) Transparent,
“The Wilderness” (Season One, Episode 6)
7) Sherlock,
“The Sign of Three” (Season Three, Episode 2)
8) Fargo,
“Buridan’s Ass” (Season One, Episode 6)
9) Hannibal,
“Mizumono” (Season Two, Episode 13)
10) The
Honourable Woman, “The Paring Knife” (Season One, Episode 8)
Honorable Mentions: Rectify, “Running with the
Bull”, Boardwalk Empire, “Devil You
Know”
Face Off – “Scared Silly”
(Season Seven,
Episode 9)
By Alan Gordon
It’s easy to be a
snob about reality shows. You say to people, “Oh, I would never watch one of
those.” Then your internal hypocrisy monitor kicks in, and you quickly add,
“Except for Dancing With The Stars,
of course, but that’s more of a ... and The
Great American Sing-Off, because they’re so talented, and the arranging ...
and then there’s Face Off.”
Okay, those are
the reality shows that I watch. Religiously. Addictively. In my defense, they
are shows that reward actual talent and creativity, as opposed to amateur
personalities ingratiating themselves with the masses.
Syfy’s Face Off is an elimination competition
show for special effects make-up artists. Consider the skill set required:
Drawing, sculpting, molding, familiarity with an abundance of different
materials, costume design and execution, fabrication of weird props and
accessories, all at the service of some underlying conceptualization to meet
the weekly challenge. And that challenge itself might require additional
complicating factors: A make-up that will function underwater or in black
light. Or be able to withstand full-on medieval combat, or ballet, or
acrobatics.
The contestants
are by and large self-taught, working in low-budget regional indies, amusement
parks, haunted houses and the like. They range across the spectra of race,
gender, sexuality and so forth, but all have the same aspirations. And they can
do stuff that we can’t under a three day deadline, which is insane. And
sometimes produces insanity. What makes Face
Off different from the other two shows? The voting is confined to the three
professional judges [although one or two seasons brought in fan voting for the
finales]. And the contestants support each other unlike any show that I’ve
seen, jumping in to help someone carry a mold that weighs too much, or break
open one that’s stuck. They all work in one big soundstage rigged as a
fully-stocked lab, and we get to watch.
The format is
relatively rigid. Host McKenzie Westmore presents the challenge [and the viewer
drinking game is waiting for her to use the word “iconic.”] Then off to the
races they go. But the presentation for Episode 8 of the last season, “Scared
Silly,” was different. The eight remaining contestants were roused in the
middle of the night and carted off to the soundstage, which was pitch black. We
observed them under night-vision staggering around until a video monitor lit up
with McKenzie’s face issuing the challenge: Scary clowns.
Okay. A cliché,
big deal. But here’s where it soared into genius. Each of the contestants had
completed a biographical survey before the season started which contained
buried within it the question, “What was your childhood fear?” They now were
read back the answers, and directed to incorporate that fear into their scary
clown.
What could be
more primal? Monsters under the bed, spiders, dark water, tornadoes, antique
dolls ... this is how design can rise into the realm of art.
The winner was a
surprise. Sasha Glasser was one of the whiners, the ones you root for early
elimination. In two earlier episodes involving team efforts, she complained
about her partner taking charge and not letting her have any real input. In
both of those episodes, the partner ended up being the one eliminated by the
judges. Perhaps that was Sasha’s strategy. (I was reminded of an old Bob
Balaban short, “Tex, the Passive-Aggressive Gunslinger.”) Sasha herself was
eliminated, but then saved by the one-time use of a judges’ resurrection.
She took the most
risks this episode, choosing to focus on the fear (antique dolls) rather than the
clown. An aged, cracked, porcelain visage with hints of clown around the eyes,
and superb attention to detail. The wig hair was punched through a mesh
covering like you’d find on actual dolls of the period, a touch that had judge
Glenn Hetrick exclaim, “Oh, oh, that’s fantastic.”
Others did
well. Eventual contest winner Dina Cimarusti did her usual wonderful work, a
birthday party clown impaled by his props by a tornado. [Said one judge, “I
like the blood, I love the piece of skin coming off, and I adore the balloon
animal.”] Constant second-place finisher Cig Neutron (yes) had a wet, slightly
decomposed denizen of dark water (“So clearly reads as waterlogged corpse --
it’s gorgeous!” I never get complimented like that.) And all of the clowns
performed without anything flying off.
Sasha won -- her
only win, and she would be eliminated within two more episodes. But for that
one moment, she was happy, and we liked her.
Alan’s Top 10 Episodes of 2014
1) Face Off, “Scared Silly” (Season Seven,
Episode 9)
2) Fargo, “The Crocodile’s Dilemma” (Season
One, Episode 1)
3) The Daily Show with Jon Stewart,
“Coverage of Ferguson and the Staten Island Non-Indictment”
4) Doctor Who, “Listen” (Season Eight,
Episode 4)
5) Dancing with the Stars, “America’s
Choice” (Season 19, Episode 9)
Let it be known that I called Alfonso
Ribeiro as the winner before the season started, but there were actually four
real contenders at the end, a first. And the fifth was my new hero, 76 year-old
stoner and cancer survivor Tommy Chong, who was unexpectedly elegant and
energetic. [See his tango.] But this episode feature the gimmick of adding a
third dancer to each pair. Alfonso’s partner Witney “Buy an H” Carson turned a
paso doble into, I guess, a paso treble with fellow young blonde Lindsay
Arnold, choreographed to DJ Snake and Lil Jon’s “Turn Down For What.” They
killed it.
6) Penny Dreadful, “Séance” (Season One,
Episode 2)
Fun, stylish, creepy, and Eva Greene steals
it
7) Nashville, “It’s All Wrong, But It’s All
Right” (Season Two, Episode 13)
Hayden Panetierre’s Juliette, ordered to
apologize, throws it in everyone’s face - via song.
8) Grey’s Anatomy, “Fear (of the Unknown)”
(Season Ten, Episode 24)
Sandra Oh was always the best thing on this
show. Her final episode.
9) Sleepy Hollow, “The Weeping Lady”
(Season Two, Episode 5)
Another guilty pleasure. Occasional howlers
in the writing, but the two leads have fantastic chemistry without any teasing
romantic undertones, which is unusual.
10) Homeland, “Halfway to a Donut” (Season Four,
Episode 8)
Yes, implausibilities abound in the
plotting, but the series is so much stronger without Brody and the baby. This
is the episode with Saul’s escape from captivity. Tense, surprising, authentic.
The Flash – “Going Rogue”
(Season One, Episode 4)
By Sarah Staudt
The Flash is not just damn good TV, it’s some of
the best superhero stuff to hit either the big or the small screen in years.
And it’s revitalizing the whole idea of comics and comic book heroes as a form
of media worth celebrating. By finally moving the tone and style of comic books
to the screen, it’s celebrating the idea that superhero stories don’t have to
be dark and brooding to be affecting.
For the
past 20 years or so, our superheroes have been serious. Epic. Heavy. With the
exception of some children’s TV shows (Young
Justice) and maybe The Avengers,
DC and Marvel have largely abandoned the lightheartedness of superheroes. Now,
don’t get me wrong. Entries in this darker style of movies and TV have often
reached far greater heights than their silly predecessors. Compare The Dark Knight to Tim Burton’s Batman and you have no comparison in
terms of emotional depth. But still, we’re losing something in the
entertainment value of comics and comic book stories. They’re not just vehicles
for big scary battle scenes and stakes that include the destruction of the
world. They’re stories about guys who dress up in ridiculous suits and run
around saving people. They’re supposed to be FUN.
The Flash does this. While maintaining an
emotional core and serious stakes, it still manages to make every episode a
damn entertaining time. And “Going Rogue” is probably the most entertaining of
the series so far.
The
first scene of this episode encapsulates everything both fun and awesome about
the show. Barry running between Operation, table tennis, and Chess testing his
powers is a good gag, but it gets at a lightheartedness that neither Arrow nor any of the superhero movies to
hit the big screen, really, have managed to achieve. Make no mistake, The stakes
are high in this episode. The deadly weapon that can actually stop The Flash
has been stolen, and there’s a real concern that The Flash is going to see his
little career come to an end. The Flash is facing one of his most famous
villains, and this guy is pretty scary in terms of his random killing count. In
the end, he uses The Flash’s goodness against him, giving him the classic
superhero choice between a train full of people and letting him go. And Barry
makes the choice we all know he’s going to make.
I can’t say
enough about the finale of the episode. Again, The Flash is at its best with silliness with a heart. The STAR labs
vacuum cleaner dressed up as a cold gun is a deeply stupid idea, but it’s the
kind of thing that would work in comic books, so why shouldn’t it work here?
And it gets at that emotional core: Cisco and Felicity and Caitlin coming
together to help Barry even though they can’t really help as puny
non-super humans, but knowing they have to try. And it pays off. This is a show
that rewards creativity, humor, and good intentions from its characters. In a
sea of superheroes with dark pasts, brooding presents, and lonely futures, The Flash gives us something a little
more fun.
Sarah’s Top 10 Episodes of 2014
1) You’re the Worst, “Fists and Feet and
Stuff” (Season One, Episode 10)
2) The Leftovers, “Guest” (Season One,
Episode 6)
3) The Flash, “Going Rogue” (Season One,
Episode 4)
4) The Flash, “Pilot” (Season One, Episode
1)
5) You’re the Worst, “Drink Your Milk”
(Season One, Episode 8)
6) The Mindy Project, “Caramel Princess
Time” (Season Three, Episode 6)
7) Community, “Basic Story” (Season Five,
Episode 12)
8) You’re the Worst, “Constant Horror and
Bone Deep Dissatisfaction” (Season One, Episode 9)
9) Parks and Recreation, “Ann and Chris”
(Season Six, Episode 13)
10) The Leftovers, “The Prodigal Son
Returns” (Season One, Episode 10)
Game of Thrones – “Mockingbird”
(Season Four, Episode 7)
A mystery writer once said: “plot is character is
motion.” In “Mockingbird,” there’s
a lot of motion, but little of it is physical. The movement here is expressed in words, in telling details
that are quintessential expressions of character, as pure as you’ll ever see in
fiction. The words are both blunt
and subtle; practically every line in this episode is memorable.
Arya and the Hound encounter a dying man. “Nothing could be worse than this,”
Arya observes, adding, “nothing isn’t better or worse than anything. Nothing is just nothing.” The dying man learns that Arya is from
the north; he approves of how northerners used to live: “You give me, I give
you. Fair. A balance. No balance anymore.”
This episode is all about characters seeking balance, trying
to figure out how to live in a world where everything they know has been
upended. The Hound ends the dying
man’s suffering, showing Arya where the man’s heart is. “That’s how you kill someone.” A moment later, Arya has an opportunity
to put that lesson to good use.
Others in this epic’s big cast are also at turning points:
· -----At the Wall, Jon Snow urges the leadership of
the Night’s Watch to seal the tunnel, but the leadership won’t change its
ways. The commander of the
watch evokes tradition and heritage and duty, but, like Snow, we know that the
world has changed.
· ------ In Mereen, Daenerys’ sellsword is restless. He says: “I only have two talents in
this world, war and women…. Let me do what I do best.” What happens next – at night and in the
morning after – shows us how Daenerys has grown in her role as a monarch.
· ------The encounter between Brienne and Samwell over
kidney pie is another succinct and lovely turning point. “You cannot give up on the gravy” seems
like a comic line, but it’s as much an expression of determination as anything
anyone else says in this episode.
· ------ Sansa tells Baelish that she’ll never see her
home again. “A lot can happen between now and never,” he replies. “In a better world, one where love can
overcome strength and duty, you might have been my child. But we don’t live in that world.” And then Baelish makes his move.
The central thread of the episode belongs to Tyrion, who is
bargaining for his life. In the
previous episode, Jamie made a deal with their father to save Tyrion’s
life. But “it felt good to take
that from him,” Tyrion says, explaining why he upended his father’s plan. “I couldn’t do it.” This decision sets up Tyrion’s search
for a champion, someone who must fight for him. His first choice is his brother Jamie, but Jamie is no
longer capable of that kind of fight.
Tyrion’s second choice is his sellsword Bronn. Their bargaining is delightful – sharp,
funny and totally believable.
Tyrion’s appeal to friendship isn’t going to work. Bronn is too pragmatic for that. (His explanation of how he intends to
profit from Cersei’s bribe is just perfect: “Ladies fall from horses and snap their pretty necks all the
time.”) Bronn is sorry that he
won’t help Tyrion; Tyrion’s comeback demonstrates that he understands
perfectly: “Why are you sorry, because you’re an evil bastard with no
conscience and no heart? That’s
what I liked about you in the first place.”
Tyrion’s third visitor is unexpected: Oberyn, who revels
that the sibling dynamic that’s led to the brink of Tyrion’s death goes back to
Tyrion’s birth. Oberyn also revels
what he wants: justice. Tyrion is
incredulous; “if you want justice, you’ve come to the wrong place,” he says. But Oberyn explains why he is in fact
in exactly the right place.
I haven’t tried to introduce these characters, haven’t set
any of this in context. Game of Thrones is like that. It’s rich and complex, and you have to
just let it wash over you. Likely
what strikes you first about this show is visual – the places and the people,
the violence and the sex. But it’s
the words that make this episode work, the clear, concise and direct expression
of compelling characters adrift in a world they struggle to understand.
Jim did not
submit a Top 10 list.
Gotham – “Penguin’s Umbrella”
(Season One, Episode
7)
By Adam Lord
Gotham is a show that shouldn't be successful,
and while the jury is still out on whether it is, “Penguin's Umbrella” is
definitive evidence that it could be. The series focuses on Jim Gordon as he
tries to serve and protect Gotham while finding the killer of young Bruce
Wayne's parents. I can only imagine the pitch meeting for this show, “It's
about Batman, but Batman's not in it! And, if you like that, we also have a
show idea about the Kents BEFORE Superman crashes onto their farm.”
“Penguin's
Umbrella” is great because it changed the pace of the “Jim sees criminal, Jim
finds criminal, Jim stops criminal,” routine. Prior to this, Gotham was
essentially a trumped-up CSI with characters who are only noteworthy if you're
familiar with the Batman world. The episode is both a set up for the inevitable
war that Penguin incessantly reminds you of in the “previously on Gotham”
intro and a payoff as Jim's dangerous secret comes to light.
The episode
begins when Oswald Cobblepot (The Penguin) shows up at the police station just
as Gordon is arrested for his murder—a murder he was supposed to commit per
Carmine Falcone's orders (mob boss) but didn't. So now the mob wants to bring
him in alive (not necessarily unharmed), his partner wants to kill him because
he was also involved, and the entire police force wants nothing to do with him.
He spends the episode enacting a daring plan to arrest the mayor and Falcone
and I genuinely didn't know if it would work.
A common
theme in most Batman iterations is that Gotham is a bad city with some good
people, and “Penguin's Umbrella” was spectacular evidence of that. When the
entire police force abandons him to be taken to Falcone by Victor Zsaaz
(brilliantly introduced in this episode as a man dabbling in insanity), Gordon
stands his ground and fights to show that there is still law and order in
Gotham City. Only a few people join him after this, including his partner who
says to Jim, “You're still a douchebag. But you have the moral high ground. So
I'm gonna back your play, whatever it is. I figure I'm doomed anyhow.”
Cobblepot
deserves special mention in this episode as well when some of his dastardly
plans are revealed. We learn how masterful a manipulator he is, so I'm most
excited about how he progresses into The Penguin. Robin Lord Taylor plays him
with a great mix of humor, malice, and charm that is always fun to watch. If
nothing I've said before in this review inspires you to see this episode, watch
it for Taylor's performance.
Was
“Penguin's Umbrella” the best episode of the year? No. It's not even my #1 pick
and I would be surprised if it showed up on any of the other lists in this
blog. But it deserves recognition for breaking the formula it established while
remaining true to the story, focusing on a through-line versus an episodic
“solve in an hour” case, and allowing us to see Gordon pushed to his limit as
everyone around him betrays him. If Gotham is going to last long enough
to see Batman in it, the writers need to make more episodes like “Penguin's
Umbrella.”
Adam’s Top 10 Episodes of 2014
1) The Leftovers, “Two Boats and a
Helicopter” (Season One, Episode 3)
2) True Detective, “Who Goes There” (Season
One, Episode 4)
3) Game of Thrones, “The Lion and the Rose”
(Season Four, Episode 2)
4) Orphan Black Season Two. (I LOVE THIS SHOW)
5) South Park, “Grounded Vindaloop” (Season
Eighteen, Episode 7)
6) Orange is the New Black, “It Was the
Change” (Season Two, Episode 12)
7) Community, “Geothermal Escapism”
(Season Five, Episode 5)
8) Gotham,
“Penguin’s Umbrella” (Season One, Episode 7)
9) Key and Peele,
“Scariest Movie Ever” (Season Four, Episode 6)
10) Nathan for You,
“Dumb Starbucks” (Season Two, Episode 5)
11) 24: Live Another
Day, “6:00PM to 7:00PM” (Season Nine, Episode 8)
Gravity Falls – “Scary-oke”
(Season Two, Episode 1)
I could claim
that the reason we watch so many cartoons in my house is that my oldest
daughter is an animation major, and naturally she has to keep abreast of what’s
going on in the field. In fact, I suspect that the opposite is true. My
daughter was almost certainly drawn (har!) to animation because of the
countless hours we’ve spent watching cartoons. Which leads me to the show I
want to laud: Gravity Falls.
In case you
aren’t familiar with the show, it’s about the Pine twins—the eternally curious
Dipper and the inescapably cheerful Mabel—who are sent to spend the summer with
their Great-Uncle Stan in Gravity Falls, Oregon. Grunkle Stan is not the
obvious choice for childcare. He puts the kids to work in his business, a
tourist trap called The Mystery Shack, and pretty much ignores them. That’s all
to the good, because with the very first episode, Dipper finds a long-hidden
journal with clues to the many mysteries in town. Zombies? Gnomes? Dinosaurs?
Forgotten American presidents? Ghosts? Living wax statues of Larry King?
Merman? Time travel? Diminutive psychics? All here, but nobody but Dipper and
Mabel—and sometimes their pals—seem to realize. And yeah, it’s a cartoon, so
there are silly episodes with a boy band grown from a vat, but there’s also
character growth and continuity and a story arc that is leading…somewhere.
All of that
ties into the episode “Scary-oke,” the first episode in Season Two and my
contribution to Top TV Episodes of 2014. At the end of Season One, the Pines
defeated a dire enemy, so this season starts with them planning a big party to
celebrate being back at the Mystery Shack. Government agents arrive, and for
once Dipper thinks he’ll be able to prove that something is odd in town but
they won’t believe his stories. So to convince them, he raises the dead. It
turns out that zombies aren’t great at parties.
So we’ve got
hilarity (zombies), horror (karaoke), action (fighting zombies), heart-warming
family scenes (fighting zombies together), and a few more answers to the town’s
secrets (no parenthetical spoilers on this one). All in half an hour! That’s
what I call storytelling!
Toni’s Top 10 Episodes of 2014
1) Gravity Falls, “Scary-oke” (Season Two,
Episode 1)
2) Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.,
“Beginning of the End” (Season One, Episode 22)
3) The Flash, “Pilot” (Season One, Episode
1)
4) Doctor Who, “Time Heist” (Season Eight,
Episode 5)
5) Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., “T.R.A.C.K.S.”
(Season One, Episode 13)
6) The Flash, “The Man in the Yellow Suit”
(Season One, Episode 9)
7) Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., “Shadows”
(Season Two, Episode 1)
8) Gravity Falls, “Society of the Blindeye”
(Season Two, Episode 7)
9) Castle, “Under Fire” (Season Six, Episode
11)
10) The Big Bang Theory, “The Proton
Transmogrification” (Season Seven, Episode 22)
Grimm – “The Grimm Who Stole Christmas”
(Season Four, Episode 7)
Josh: I just thought my dad was
kind of crazy, and getting crazier.
Juliette: If you thought he was crazy
why’d you bring him to Nick?
Josh: He was dying. This was the
only thing he wanted to do before he died. At that point
you don’t care if it’s crazy. And then I met you guys and I realized that crazy
is relative.
Grimm is one of those rare shows, at
least for me, that is just as interesting and captivating in Season Four as it
was in Season One. I find myself rooting for the characters and their happiness.
Which, unfortunately for them, is frequently snatched away. The dialogue is
clever and the storylines are engaging.
For
those who aren’t familiar with this show, Portland, OR homicide detective Nick
Burkhardt is a Grimm. A guardian who protects humanity from Wesen, creatures
that history has made into myth. In “The Grimm Who Stole Christmas,” Nick and
his partner Hank Griffin investigate a series of break-ins. In each case the
victims report seeing three “hairy little beasts” who are more interested in
annihilating Christmas decorations than in stealing anything. Nick and Hank
discover that the creatures are actually Wesen boys who are undergoing a rare
condition that happens during puberty. And the way to cure them? Fruitcake, of
course. In all of history, this is the first time I’ve seen an actual use for
fruitcake.
This
episode incorporates some of the issues the characters have been facing this
season, such as the attacks on newlyweds Monroe and Rosalee, the consequences
of Nick losing and regaining his Grimm abilities, and Sergeant Wu’s growing
suspicion of supernatural goings-on in Portland. But this episode also focused
on Teresa Rubel, or “Trubel.” A dangerous young woman when she first arrived in
town, with Nick’s help Trubel realized she is also a Grimm and is now eagerly
learning everything she can under Nick’s tutelage. But Trubel puts her Grimm
training on hold to leave town in order to help a friend. Josh, whose late
father was a Grimm, is being targeted by criminal Wesen who think he has a
Grimm artifact that his father kept hidden. Even though it means leaving the
only home she’s ever know and the only family (Nick and girlfriend Juliette)
she’s ever felt a part of, Trubel feels that she needs to help Josh return to
his home.
For
anyone seeking a show that combines complex storylines, mystery, fantasy, and
mythology, look no further.
Nikki’s Top 10 Episodes of 2014
1) Grimm, “The Law of Sacrifice” (Season
Three, Episode 18)
2) Sherlock, “His Last Vow” (Season Three,
Episode 3)
3) Almost Human, “Simon Says” (Season One,
Episode 7)
4) Sherlock, “The Sign of Three” (Season
Three, Episode 2)
5) Supernatural, “Mother’s Little Helper”
(Season Nine, Episode 1)
6) Castle, “The Time of Our Lives” (Season
Seven, Episode 6)
7) Supernatural, “First Blade” (Season
Nine, Episode 11)
8) Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.,
“Beginning of the End” (Season One, Episode 22)
9) Castle, “Under Fire” (Season Six,
Episode 11
10) Suburgatory, “No, You Can’t Sit With Us”
(Season Three, Episode 10)
Hannibal – “Mizumono”
(Season Two, Episode 13)
By
Beau Thompson
Editor’s note: The following
review discusses the shocking plot developments in the season finale.
It’s not too far of a stretch to say what can be said about
the character Hannibal can also be said about the show. Both have a way of
presenting macabre scenarios in (an almost unsettling) beautiful fashion; both
are able to sprout in quick segments of unimaginable violence, and both show an
unapologetic seriousness in their values. When a bloody Hannibal is caught
trying to break into a door hiding a wounded Jack Crawford by Alana Bloom, a
lesser crafter character would have tried desperately to make an excuse or
chase Dr. Bloom like a mad man with a knife. But Hannibal, the character and
the show, is better than that. When asked where Crawford is, Hannibal responds
“In the pantry” with such an outline of obviousness that you’d think he was
asked what room keeps food in storage.
This is a villain, and a show, that absolutely confident in what they
have set in motion.
For Hannibal the character, it is escaping the grasp of the
police. For the show, it is pulling off one of the most intense, and fast paced
episodes of television you will ever find. We know the showdown with Hannibal
and Crawford was coming since the beginning of the season, but what we don’t
expect is how the pacing never, and I mean, never
lets up after that confrontation.
Characters appear and are just as soon discarded in a blood bath ballad
orchestrated by Hannibal. The surprises feel earned; the shocks genuine; the
violence brutal. And knowing the show has taken enough liberties from its
source material makes you wonder just who is coming back next season. Yet for
all the physical violence that is displayed, it is the personal pain of Hannibal
himself that is oddly felt the most, as he realizes the one connection he ever
had with another human was not to be. That the show can make that the highlight
while juggling all the other emotions and action moments reveals just how great
this show has become.
The first season of Hannibal was a show that had no right to be as good as it was, yet it overcame the odds and delivered a refreshing new take on the characters of Red Dragon by Thomas Harris. Now, Season Two has taken that strong foundation and created an enthralling saga that has once again made the character and world of Hannibal Lector scary and compelling again. And this season finale has cemented how dangerous a world with Hannibal Lector is, even to the ones he loves.
The first season of Hannibal was a show that had no right to be as good as it was, yet it overcame the odds and delivered a refreshing new take on the characters of Red Dragon by Thomas Harris. Now, Season Two has taken that strong foundation and created an enthralling saga that has once again made the character and world of Hannibal Lector scary and compelling again. And this season finale has cemented how dangerous a world with Hannibal Lector is, even to the ones he loves.
Beau’s Top 10 Episodes
of 2014
1) Hannibal,
“Mizumono” (Season Two, Episode 13)
2) Orange is the New
Black, “We Have Manners. We’re Polite” (Season Two, Episode 13)
3) Doctor Who,
“Mummy on the Orient Express” (Season Eight, Episode 8)
4) Doctor Who,
“Listen” (Season Eight, Episode 4)
5) Orange is the New
Black, “It was the Change”
(Season Two, Episode 12)
6) Sherlock, “The
Sign of Three” (Season Three, Episode 2)
7) Mad Men, “The
Monolith” (Season Seven, Episode 4)
8) Mad Men,
“Waterloo” (Season Seven, Episode 7)
9) Doctor Who,
“Kill the Moon” (Season Eight, Episode 7)
10) You’re the Worst,
“Pilot” (Season One, Episode 1)
Hinterland – “Night Music”
(Season One, Episode 2)
Hinterland, is a strict police procedural
set in the lovely, desolate, mountainous, beautifully lonely Aberystwyth,
Wales. This series goes toe-to
-toe with Wallender, set in Sweden,
and The Killing, set in Copenhagen,
when it comes to employing the landscape as an additional character. Add it to
your Celtic Noir list of must see TV shows. But the subtle brilliance of this series doesn’t stop with
the location. First off, each episode was shot twice, once in Welsh (Y Gwyll — translated: The Dusk), and once in English. I’ve only watched the
English version, but I want to find the Welsh version and see if there is any
difference, a reflection in the mirror that offers a little more depth in its
native tongue. It’s an interesting
idea, but must have been a grueling shoot for the actors and crew.
The series is only four episodes long, at two hours each,
making it the perfect format for a weekend Netflix binge. I picked Night Music as my favorite, but all of the episodes are
strong. It’s just that the “sins
of the past” story structure has always appealed to me.
The main character, DCI (Detective Chief Inspector) Tom
Mathias could be the stereotypical brooding lead character in lesser hands, but
is brilliantly portrayed by
Richard Harrington. We know little
about Mathias other than he is a recent transfer to the Aberystwyth department, and is deeply scarred. His silence
speaks volumes. The scars
are not quickly revealed, and the layers of his personality are exposed slowly,
almost too slowly sometimes, to show a compassionate and dedicated cop who also
has no aversion to working the system, or going around it, if he has to, to get
the job done—delivering justice in a humane way. Harrington is surrounded by an
equally talented cast, Mali Harries (DI Mared Rhys), Hannah Daniel (DS Sian
Owen), Alex Harries (DC Lloyd Ellis), and the creepy, hardnosed, Aneirin Hughes
(Chief Superintendent Bran Prosser), who all have personal lives, but are
slowly revealed as well. The focus
here is the procedural, with character development built through the
investigation. Backstory is
tightly restrained and doesn’t get in the way of the plot or the mystery
(which, as a minor complaint, the writers don’t always play fair with).
In Night Music,
the team is called out to a lonely farm to investigate the death of sixty-nine
year old Idris Williams, a recluse, who on the surface of things has had very
little contact with the outside world, but had more than it first appeared (of
course). The investigation twists
and turns, unveiling a secret organization, greedy land developers, a secret
love affair in the present—and
the past—along with a deep betrayal, Nazi hate crimes at a long forgotten POW
prison camp, and an enduring sadness that is palpable long after the episode
ends. All in all, a fine mystery
where there is not one gun in sight.
Typical for British television viewers, but it might be a bit unsettling
for Americans who are accustomed to criminals being captured with bullets and gunpowder instead of
brains, a little brawn, and strategic thinking.
Larry’s Top 10 Episodes of 2014
1) Hinterland, “Night Music” (Season One,
Episode 2)
2) Orange is the New Black, “We Have
Manners. We’re Polite” (Season Two, Episode 13)
3) Orange is the New Black, “Thirsty Bird”
(Season Two, Episode 1)
4) Fleming: The Man Who Would Be Bond,
“Episode 1” (Season One, Episode 1)
5) Hinterland, “Devil’s Bridge” (Season
One, Episode 1)
6) Fleming: The Man Who Would Be Bond,
“Episode 2” (Season One, Episode 2)
7) A Chef’s Life, “Blueberries and Boiling
Over” (Season Two, Episode 1
8) Sherlock, “His Last Vow” (Season Three,
Episode 3)
9) Fleming: The Man Who Would Be Bond,
“Episode 3” (Season One, Episode 3)
10) Fleming: The Man Who Would Be Bond,
“Episode 4” (Season One, Episode 4)
House of Cards – “Chapter 14”
(Season Two, Episode 1)
By Tim
Irwin
Editor’s note: Every plot twist
in the series is mentioned.
This episode
is the most striking piece of television I've seen in 2014. Season One did an
admirable job setting up a plausible world, plausible characters, and actions
and events that would not seem plausible if the world were not so neatly
grounded in reality. But for all of the ridiculous and outrageous happenings in
Season One, nothing prepared me for the start of Season Two. The first season
sets up a love triangle among alternately despicable and sympathetic people -
Frank and Claire, the twisted yet adorable power couple, and Zoe, the young,
perky and intrepid reporter whose affair with Frank is nothing that shocks, or
even barely perturbs, Claire.
Season One
has its shocking moments, to be sure: Russo's murder, the revelation of Frank's
past relationships. And Season Two has further shocking episodes, such as a
random sexual encounter with Meechum, and the murder of my favorite character,
Frank's sincere right hand man Doug. Yet the first episode of the season stands
out, as it contains one of the moments that has most genuinely shocked me in
any television series I've seen. After two or three seasons most shows are
reticent to kill off primary characters. LOST
was able to get away with killing off characters through the first season, but
after the primary three or four characters have been established it becomes
almost impossible to get rid of them until closer to the series finale. This is
what makes "Chapter 14" so enjoyable - a large part of what comprised
the first season's story is suddenly, brutally pushed in front of a train,
simultaneously closing so many story opportunities while reminding the audience
that with this show anything is possible.
Tim’s Top 10 Episodes of 2014
1) House of Cards, “Chapter 14” (Season
Two, Episode 1)
2) The Walking Dead, “The Grove” (Season
Four, Episode 14)
3) House of Cards, “Chapter 26” (Season
Two, Episode 13)
4) The Simpsons, “Simpsorama” (Season
Twenty-Six, Episode 6)
5) Hannibal, “Shiizakana” (Season Two,
Episode 9)
6) The Walking Dead, “Still” (Season Four,
Episode 12)
7) Hannibal, “Kō No Mono” (Season Two,
Episode 11)
8) House of Cards, “Chapter 15” (Season
Two, Episode 2)
9) Hannibal, “Mizumono” (Season Two,
Episode 13)
10) House of Cards, “Chapter 23” (Season
Two, Episode 10)
Jane the Virgin – “Chapter Four”
(Season One, Episode 4)
By Claudia
Johnson
Are you looking for love triangles, unconventional means of
baby making, baby daddies, unrealistic depictions of life, murder, mayhem and
cover ups? Well then Jane the Virgin
is a much watch for you.
Disclaimer: I will openly admit that I had no interest in
ever watching Jane the Virgin because
it just sounded awful, and that is coming from a person who has seen every
season of and currently watching Bad
Girls Club and Love and Hip Hop.
But alas I have found the errors of my ways and am completely obsessed with
this show.
Jane the Virgin
centers around Jane Villanueva and the events following her being accidentally
inseminated. And like the title suggests Jane is a virgin. She vowed to god and
her grandmother from a young age to not have sex before marriage. There are
many issues that come up with an accidental pregnancy. Deciding whether to keep
the baby? In what ways could the baby derail your life? Will your fiancé be
willing to raise a baby that is not biologically his? Is the baby daddy fit to
raise the child? Who murdered the baby daddy’s best friend? The show is
fabulous at being realistic and relatable in this situation, while also feeding
into the crazy and being imaginative in its story.
Without giving too much away, there are two things that make
this show worth watching. The first is the authenticity and genuine
appreciation for culture. Some shows a find can make characters who embrace
their culture too much of a caricature and offensive. I appreciate that the
show shows a love for the characters Latino roots.
The second thing that the show does extremely well are the
characters. My absolute favorite character in the show is the narrator. The
unnamed and unseen male voice that gives us everything we need to know, sometimes
with a little sass. He presents the story as if reading from a book. But he’s
not the only one. There is Xiomara "Xo", the eccentric and sexual
mother, who had Jane at 16. Alba, Jane’s deeply religious and telenuvela
obsessed grandmother, Rogelio, Jane’s father that she just learned she had and
telenuvela super star. Then there are the lovers. Michael, her fiancé who is a
detective and investigating cases related to a hotel run by Rafael, Jane’s
employer and baby daddy. Along with a host of other characters some sweet and
others downright sinful.
An episode that stands out the most to me is ‘Chapter Four’.
Jane still doesn’t know who is father is, but her mother and grandmother are
desperately trying to hide him from her, even though he desperately wants to
meet her. He finds a way of meeting her, while still keeping anonymity (as much
as a famous telenuvela star can have). Jane does discover who her father really
is while trying on wedding dresses. She is heartbroken and crushed that her
family could keep such a secret from her. At the same time Jane and Michael are
have difficulties in their relationship, since she is dreaming about her baby
daddy, Rafael. Michael is investigating the murder of Rafael’s best friend
which makes for a very complicated relationship. Rafael decides he is through
with his marriage to his wife Petra. But she isn’t so through with him. There
is so much that goes on in this episode with main and side characters I cannot
fit it all in this paragraph!
This show is a must watch for much needed comic relief from
the everyday life. This show reminds us all that as crazy as life can seem
sometimes nothing is as crazy as living life like a soap opera.
Claudia’s Top 10
Episodes of 2014
1) Bob’s Burgers,
“Uncle Teddy” (Season Four Episode, 14)
2) Bob’s Burgers
“The Equestranauts” (Season Four, Episode 17)
3) Game of Thrones,
“The Waters on the Wall” (Season Four, Episode 9)
4) Broad City,
“The Lockout” (Season One, Episode 4)
5) Broad City,
“Destionation: Wedding” (Season One, Episode 8)
6) Jane the Virgin
“Chapter 4” (Season One, Episode 4)
7) The Flash,
“Going Rogue” (Season One, Episode 4)
8) The Walking Dead,
“Coda” (Season Five, Episode 8)
9) RuPaul’s Drag Race,
“Drag Queens of Comedy” (Season Six, Episode 8)
10) Orange is the New
Black, “You Also Have a Pizza” (Season Two, Episode 6)
The Leftovers – “Pilot”
(Season One, Episode
1)
By Zach Bundy
LOST is in my top
3 TV shows of all time, and upon hearing the news of Damon Lindelof’s new
endeavor The Leftovers I knew I would
be instantly hooked. The Leftovers, based on the Tom Perrotta
novel and co-created for HBO by Perrotta, follows a small group of people in
the town of Mapleton, three years after the mysterious “Departure.” The event changed the world after 2% of
the world’s population vanished without a trace. The pilot opens with a woman, clearly very stress with her
days routine of errands, putting here crying baby in the car seat while talking
on her phone. After a quick pan
from the baby to the mother, the crying stops. The mother looks behind her to see an empty car seat, no
baby. She exits her car and begins
screaming for her baby, while another child is crying out for his father and a
car crashes in the background… the baby, the father, and the driver of that
car, gone.
What a way to start a show.
The rest of the pilot and series takes place three years
after the event where 140 million people went missing. We meet Kevin Garvey, the chief of
police, played by Justin Theroux, preparing for the third anniversary of the
Departure. With a distant
daughter, Margaret Qualley, and a stepson, Chris Zylka, on the other side of
the country working with a self-proclaimed “healer” named Holy Wayne, Kevin has
enough to worry about. But his
main focus is what the Guilty Remnant might do at the anniversary parade. The GR is a chain smoking, mute cult
dressed in all white, whose sole purpose is to remind people that the Departure
did happen, despite peoples need to forget about it and return to their normal
lives. Chief Garvey’s biggest
problem with the Guilty Remnant is with their second in charge, his wife,
Laurie, played by Amy Brenneman.
Feeling lost, she joined the cult months after the Departure. Rounding out the cast of characters is
Kevin’s father, and former police chief who communicates with mysterious
invisible figures who know something about the Departure, played by Scott
Glenn, the leader of the Guilty Remnant, played by Ann Dowd, a devout pastor of
a failing church, played by Christopher Eccleston, and his sister, Nora, who
lost a husband and both children in the Departure, played by Carrie Coon. The cast and crew are a brilliant
combination for good storytelling.
In the end it is a Damon Lindelof production, so there will
always be questions, but it is not about the answer to where did the 2% go and
why (to which I don’t think we will ever get the answer). It is about the journey we take with
these characters in a world where some have given up and others believe there
is a purpose for this. This show
has done one thing that a television show has never made me do… go out and buy
the book so I can know what is next.
Zach’s Top 10 Episodes
of 2014
1) The Leftovers,
“Pilot” (Season One, Episode 1)
2) The Leftovers,
“The Garvey’s at Their Best” (Season One, Episode
3) The Leftovers, “The
Prodigal Son Returns” (Season One, Episode 10)
4) The Leftovers,
“Cairo” (Season One, Episode
5) How I Met Your
Mother, “Slapsgiving 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra” (Season Nine, Episode
14)
6) How I Met Your
Mother, “Rally” (Season Nine, Episode 18)
7) Game of Thrones,
“The Lion and the Rose” (Season Four, Episode 2)
8) Game of Thrones,
“The Laws of Gods and Men” (Season Four, Episode 6)
9) Game of Thrones,
“The Watchers of the Wall” (Season Four, Episode 9)
10) Game of Thrones,
“The Children” (Season Four, Episode 10)
Mad Men – “Waterloo”
(Season Seven,
Episode 7)
By Abby Eddy
Editor’s note:
Spoilers for the entire season including this finale are discussed.
Several reviews I read of Mad Men’s seventh season claimed that the episodes were “too
slow-moving.” My response to those naysayers? You probably shouldn’t watch Mad Men at all. From the beginning,
creator Matthew Weiner has always carefully crafted the storylines of each
episode — meticulously building both character and plot points over time. It’s
this strategic pacing that has made the show one of the greatest TV series of
all time.
This season’s standout episode was “Waterloo,” which served
as a halfway-season finale, thanks to a recurring theme that defined the episode
and, as Mad Men comes to an end, the
series itself: Some things change, but
others will always remain the same.
1. Don and Peggy: At the beginning of the season, it seemed like they would never be able to repair their relationship. After Don has to work under Peggy’s direction, the tables turned and they finally begin to see each other as creative equals.
1. Don and Peggy: At the beginning of the season, it seemed like they would never be able to repair their relationship. After Don has to work under Peggy’s direction, the tables turned and they finally begin to see each other as creative equals.
2. Roger and his
ex-wife: Although they divorced, the couple came back together amidst their
daughter’s disappearance into a cult. When he goes to rescue her, Roger
realizes his wandering eye left a lasting impression on his daughter, and she
has now turned into him.
3. Joan: Bob
Benson proposes marriage, but Joan sees through his half-hearted offer. Now
that she’s financially secure as an agency partner, she seems more empowered
than ever to speak her mind and perhaps enjoys being on her own and free of
companionship that would tie her down.
4. Roger and Don:
It was disorienting to see Roger and Don so at odds earlier in the season.
However, after the two decide to mend fences and work together, they’re able to
cook up a multimillion-dollar deal to merge SC&P with McCann Erickson.
5. Don and Megan: “You
don’t owe me anything.” These are Megan’s parting words to Don as he realizes
their marriage — the second one he’s caused to crumble — is
officially over.
And, true to form, Weiner didn’t fail to disappoint in the final scene to tide us over until next year. Just after Don and Roger convince the other partners to go through with the merger — and earn the partners millions of dollars — Don has a vision of Bert Cooper, the recently deceased co-founder of SC&P. As Don stands frozen in the SC&P, Bert croons a song-and-dance version of “The Best Things in Life Are Free.”
And, true to form, Weiner didn’t fail to disappoint in the final scene to tide us over until next year. Just after Don and Roger convince the other partners to go through with the merger — and earn the partners millions of dollars — Don has a vision of Bert Cooper, the recently deceased co-founder of SC&P. As Don stands frozen in the SC&P, Bert croons a song-and-dance version of “The Best Things in Life Are Free.”
In chasing everything else, the characters of Mad Men have discovered just how
expensive the cost. What may seem “slow” is the show’s greatness: Over several
years, we have seen everyone pay for the lives they think they want in small,
painful installments that make for fascinating long-form storytelling.
Abby’s Top 10 Episodes
of 2014 (besides Waterloo)
1) Parks and
Recreation, “Moving Up” (Season Six, Episodes 21/22)
2) Silicon Valley,
“Third-Party Insourcing” (Season One, Episode 6)
3) Sherlock, “The
Sign of Three” (Season Three, Episode 2)
4) Orphan Black,
“Things Which Have Never Been Done” (Season Two, Episode 9)
5) Veep, “Special
Relationship” (Season Three, Episode 7)
6) Girls, “Truth
or Dare” (Season Three, Episode 2)
7) Welcome to Sweden,
“Vänner/Fitting In” (Season One, Episode 5)
8) Homeland, “There’s
Something Else Going On” (Season Four, Episode 9)
9) Brooklyn Nine-Nine,
“Undercover” (Season Two, Episode 1)
10) BoJack Horseman,
“One Trick Pony” (Season One, Episode 10)
Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. – “What They Become”
(Season Two, Episode
10)
By Josh West
When Austin first asked me to do this kind of thing, I was
used to writing about TV for classes in college. Now about two years later I’m
good if I manage to tweet something that makes sense. Austin asked for a few
paragraphs, he’s lucky if he gets a few coherent sentences from me! Now, on to
my show.
I chose/was forced/whatever into picking an episode of Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. from
this year. While S.H.I.E.L.D. has
many amazing moments throughout its short history so far, very few episodes
stand out as being amazing overall. The season two “winter finale” which is
really just a stupid way of saying “Hey! We’re not going to be on air for a
couple of months!” was the most recent episode of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Continuing off of recent events from previous episodes, S.H.I.E.L.D. gives a conclusion to Season
Two’s main overarching question. Between insane family reunions, outrageous
stakes being raised, and unnecessary deaths, “What They Become” is full of
action and resolution but ends with raising plenty of questions. My
favorite thing about S.H.I.E.L.D. is
that it answers the question “What happens in the real world between our
favorite superheroes saving our tiny fragile planet?” Sure, at times you get
bogged down in following rules and jumping through hoops to find out a tiny
piece of information, but there are plenty of hints, nods, and jokes that
reference either the comics, movies, or both. “What They Become” not only
does this, but it sets up for more characters from the comics to be introduced.
Josh’s Top 10 Episodes
of 2014
1) The Flash, “The
Flash is Born” (Season One, Episode 6)
2) The Flash,
“Flash vs. Arrow” (Season One, Episode 8)
3) The Flash, “The
Man in the Yellow Suit” (Season One, Episode 9)
4) Arrow, “The
Secret Origin of Felicity Smoak” (Season Three, Episode 5)
5) Arrow, “The
Brave and the Bold” (Season Three, Episode 8)
6) Doctor Who,
“Dark Water/Death in Heaven” (Season Eight, Episodes 11/12)
7) Orange is the New Black, “A Whole Other Hole” (Season Two, Episode 4)
7) Orange is the New Black, “A Whole Other Hole” (Season Two, Episode 4)
8) Selfie, “Here’s
This Guy” (Season One, Episode 7)
9) Selfie,
“Imperfect Harmony” (Season One, Episode 10)
10) Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles, “Mazes and Mutants” (Season Two, Episode 15)
Masters of Sex – “Fight”
(Season Two, Episode
3)
By J.C. Pankratz
In a season widely criticized for lacking a strong, central
throughline, Master of Sex’s third episode, “Fight,” provided us an
incredible moment of pure focus. In a simple, intense episode that could just
as easily take place on the stage, the ever emotionally elusive Bill Masters
and the indomitable Virginia Johnson explore what makes Masters of Sex
so damn intriguing: the roles we play, the reasons we’re so desperate to play
them, and the raw intimacy of giving them up. Having restarted their “research”
together (read: an affair for science!), Bill and Virginia play married in a
hotel room one night for the bell boy and the results are electrifying.
Set almost exclusively inside their hotel room one night and
briefly interspersed with flashbacks from Bill’s day--a couple with an intersex
child insisting Bill perform gender reassignment surgery--and a boxing match on
TV, we’re presented with almost too many metaphors to manage...but somehow, it
works. As Virginia and Bill slip deeper into their roleplaying as Mr. and Mrs.,
their discussions on “what makes a man” both unify the episode and cut through
all Bill’s many defenses and layers. He comes clean--or as close to coming
clean as Bill Masters is emotionally capable of--about the years of abuse from
his father. We learn not only what Bill thinks makes a man, but what made Bill
the strange, contradictory paragon he is. One particular line stings worse than
a blow: Bill’s private rebellion against his father consisting of never raising
his hands in retaliation, never giving him the honor of considering it a fight
at all. Of course, it’s Virginia who reminds him of the true and of the
obvious: that Bill was a boy, not a man, bearing the load in whatever way he
could. And this cuts deeper than any reveal ever could.
This doesn’t even touch on the evolution of their sexual
relationship, of their impossible way of navigating deep intimacy without
acknowledging their utter devotion to one another, and the slapstick humor that
somehow sneaks its way in there. An episode as detailed, perfect, and intently
focused as a ship in a bottle.
J.C.’s Top 10 Episodes
of 2014
1) Transparent,
“Best New Girl” (Season One, Episode 8)
2) Masters of Sex,
“Fight” (Season Two, Episode 3)
3) Orange is the New
Black, “A Whole Other Hole” (Season Two, Episode 4)
4) Hannibal,
“Takiawase” (Season Two, Episode 4)
5) Broad City,
“Last Supper” (Season One, Episode
10)
6) Game of Thrones,
“First of His Name” (Season Four, Episode 5)
7) Hannibal,
“Mizumono” (Season Two, Episode 13)
8) Elementary,
“Tremors” (Season Two, Episode 10)
9) Community,
“Cooperative Polygraphy” (Season Five, Episode 4)
10) Bob’s Burgers,
“Turkey in a Can” (Season Four, Episode 5)
The Mindy Project – “The Desert”
(Season Two, Episode
14)
By Leigh Montano
The Mindy Project is one of those shows that most people
think, “Oh, yeah, that looked kinda funny but not really my cup of tea.” This
makes me sad.
Yes, the
character of Mindy Lahiri seems to be the girliest girl in the world, a
stereotype of all the girls in high school that I couldn’t stand. The type that
always knew when Jennifer Aniston’s birthday was but couldn’t tell you what
homework we had last night. The ones that always wanted to talk about clothes
and boys when all I wanted to do was sit in a corner and continue writing my
terrible poetry. Needless to say, I was one of those hesitant people as well
because ugh, gross. But then I watched an episode and I was hooked. Yes, she is
a bit of a walking stereotype but she isn’t obnoxious. She’s relatable. One of
the most difficult things I have found when watching television is finding
characters I relate to. Only in the past few years has there been an upsurge in
the awkward characters that aren’t the butt of all the jokes. *COUGHBIGBANGTHEORYCOUGH*
Mindy
might seem, on the surface, like she knows what she’s doing but then there are
moments when she admits that she didn’t know she needed to do her taxes or a
sex tape she didn’t know she starred in is released. She’s that awkward person
that we all are on the inside and shows us that you can have those
stereotypical tendencies to be something but deep down, we all are public
embarrassments who just want our RomCom ending.
Of the
episodes from the past year that I have really enjoyed from The Mindy Project
is “The Desert.” Danny and Mindy go to California and Danny confronts his
father who wasn’t present for most of his childhood. The end of the episode has
Mindy and Danny write an email to Mindy’s recently ex-boyfriend about why they
should get back together. The episode ends with Mindy and Danny having a very
stereotypical RomCom moment. It isn’t obnoxious. It isn’t forced. It feels
real. Like all of those romantic comedies that you watch and go, “UGH, I just
want that!” It isn’t one of those that at the end of the 90 minute movie,
during the rolling credits you scoff and say, “Well, that would never happen.”
Romantic comedies are a very delicate balance between suspension of disbelief
and realistic encounters. No, we all probably aren’t going to end up waiting
for Tom Hanks at the top of the Empire State Building, but having a situation
as simple and realistic as that makes movies like Sleepless in Seattle such a
perfect representation of the RomCom genre.
What
really makes a RomCom successful is the relatability with the characters. We’re
not all perfect like Reese Witherspoon but we are all awkward like Mindy
Lahiri. The Mindy Project takes the
romantic aspect of the RomComs and combines it with a half hour sitcom format
that works surprisingly well.
Leigh’s Top 10 Episodes of 2014
1) True Detective,
“Form and Void” (Season One, Episode 8)
2) Orange is the New
Black, “A Whole Other Hole” (Season Two, Episode 4)
3) Parks and
Recreation, “Ann and Chris” (Season Six, Episode 13)
4) Community, “G.I.
Jeff” (Season Five, Episode 11)
5) Orange is the New
Black, “You Also Have a Pizza” (Season Two, Episode 6)
6) Bob’s Burgers,
“The Equestranauts” (Season Four, Episode 17)
7) Brooklyn Nine-Nine,
“Tactical Village” (Season One, Episode 19)
8) Game of Thrones,
“The Children” (Season Four, Episode 10)
9) New Girl,
“Cruise” (Season Three, Episode 23)
10) Marry Me,
“Pilot” (Season One, Episode 1)
Nathan For You – “Daddy’s Watching / Party Planner”
(Season Two, Episode
6)
By Greg Sorvig
PROLOGUE – AN IMAGINED CHRISTMAS EVE - December 25, 2014,
12:59 a.m.:
In my nightcap, I wait in silent torment as I count down the
seconds, until…DING! DING! DING! A flash of light and I knew it to be
true—Marley’s ghost was indeed real, just as this Ghost of Christmas Past in
front of me now!
In its vibrant, yet ever-changing state, the phantom softly
asked, “Do you remember?”
“Remember what, dear spirit?” I trembled and clenched the
covers closer to my face.
“That just one Christmas ago you didn’t know that your
favorite TV show existed?”
I sprung up out of bed so quick and forthright! My arms and
legs outstretched so far that I must have appeared like the vibrant North Star
that beckoned the mystics to follow from countries beyond. In that instant I
was a changed man; Marley’s shackles shall not be my own!
“Come, good sprit! I have learned my lesson! Let us sit
together with figgy pudding and watch Nathan
for You!”
And we did just that.
-----
Granted I mostly catch TV via streaming services and DVR—and
don’t keep up on the latest and greatest TV shows as I do movies—it’s no wonder
that I hadn’t heard much about Nathan for
You in all of 2013. However, in 2014 the stars seemed to align, as Nathan for You happened to be in the two
extra recorded minutes after Drunk History
and was simultaneously promoted for its big second season premiere on Hulu.
(Note: Technically only two stars aligned, but it ended up being enough stars.)
Here’s how Nathan for
You works: Comedian Nathan Fielder helps fledgling companies with sometimes
helpful, sometimes hilariously dumb ideas to spice up their business. The humor
initially lies within Nathan’s pitch to a company and how receptive or guarded
the featured individual is to the proposal (examples: offering poo flavored ice
cream, having a woman give birth in a taxi, rebranding a coffee shop as “Dumb
Starbucks”). Post-proposal, comedy ensues based on the ongoing reaction of the
featured individual, unsuspecting or awkward patrons/helpers, the sheer quality
of Nathan’s implementation and Nathan’s witty reactions and comments throughout
the whole process. Each episode weaves between a few projects.
Nathan for You is
really the hidden camera show of all hidden camera shows. It is smart,
effective and has a high rewatchability factor unlike any other show in recent
memory. It’s an innovative comedic experiment that does all the right things,
combining dry/deadpan humor and awkward situations that appeal to a wide range
of folks from average Joes to sociologists with PhD’s.
As I told more people about the show and recommended one
episode to get people on board, one episode rose above the rest: Season 2,
Episode 6 - “Daddy’s Watching/Party Planner”.
The A.V. Club has a great, in-depth review
of this episode, so I’ll simply entice you with three of my favorite
highlights:
- Nathan disguised/bowling in a hijab, watching over a woman
who is on a blind date
- A naked, overweight man laying in a giant hot dog bun as
Nathan photographs him for a personal blackmail project
- Awkward, sparsely-attended party featuring a
cringingly-unaware Bill Gates impersonator
Enjoy the episode and your new favorite show!
Greg’s Top 10 Episodes
of 2014
1) Nathan For You,
“Daddy’s Watching / Party Planner” (Season Two, Episode 6)
2) Game of Thrones,
“The Children” (Season Four, Episode 10)
3) Boardwalk Empire,
“Eldorado” (Season Five, Episode 8)
4) Nathan For You,
“Taxi Service / Hot Dog Stand” (Season Two, Episode 7)
5) True Detective,
“The Secret Fate of All Life” (Season One, Episode 5)
6) Nathan For You,
“Toy Company / Movie Theatre” (Season Two, Episode 8)
7) Mad Men,
“Waterloo” (Season Seven, Episode 7)
8) Fargo, “Buridan’s
Ass” (Season One, Episode 6)
9) The Leftovers,
“The Prodigal Son Returns” (Season One, Episode 10)
10) The Walking Dead,
“Four Walls and a Roof” (Season Five, Episode 3)
Orange is the New Black – “We Have Manners. We’re Polite”
(Season Two, Episode 13)
By Michelle Manzo
I was a fan of Orange
is the New Black pretty much right away when it first premiered on Netflix
last year, so I was obviously super excited when Season Two premiered over the
summer. I’m the person that sat and watched it all in basically one sitting.
For better or worse, binge-watching makes it significantly
more difficult to differentiate between particular episodes, but what struck me
about Season Two of Orange is the New
Black though is that the whole of the season was far greater than the sum
of its parts. While each episode held its own, it’s hard for me to choose one
that really stood out in a stellar season, so I went with the final episode
where the whole story came crashing together.
Vee and Red’s feud came to an end and Vee’s ultimate “end”
on the show proved to be one of my favorite parts of the season. Watching Rosa
drive off with a smirk on her face saying “always so rude, that one,” pretty
much made me want to clap and cheer (much to the confusion of my poor dogs).
Beyond that it seems like we finally get to see improvements
for the prisoners with Caputo taking over for Natalie Figueroa in light of an
embezzlement scheme. However, as the (rather dramatic) day progresses, the
viewers (and prisoners) are left feeling a little less sure of the future. I
can’t wait to see what this development means for the future of the show.
Overall, this episode helped a strong sophomore season end
in fireworks. All I know now is that I can’t wait for Season Three!
Michelle’s Top 10
Episodes of 2014
1) Doctor Who,
“Listen” (Season Eight, Episode 4)
2) Parks and
Recreation, “Moving Up” (Season Six, Episodes 21/22)
3) Game of Thrones,
“The Laws of Gods and Men” (Season Four, Episode 6)
4) Sherlock, “His
Last Vow” (Season Three, Episode 3)
5) Sherlock, “The
Sign of Three” (Season Three, Episode 2)
6) Marvel’s Agents of
S.H.I.E.L.D., “Turn, Turn, Turn” (Season One, Episode 17
7) Orange is the New
Black, “We Have Manners. We’re Polite” (Season Two, Episode 13)
8) Game of Thrones,
“The Lion and the Rose” (Season Four, Episode 2)
9) Community, “App
Development and Condiments” (Season Five, Episode 8)
10) Parks and
Recreation, “Ann and Chris” (Season Six, Episode 14)
Over the Garden Wall – “The Old Grist Mill”
(Season One, Episode
1)
By Aaron Wittwer
What is going on? Where did this come from? Why does it
exist? How does it exist? It’s a cartoon miniseries for children. That’s not a
thing. I mean it’s never been a thing before has it? And it’s not just some
regular old, bright, simple cartoon either. Ohhhh-no. Over the Garden Wall is a strange mash-up of American folklore
influences by way of Wind in the Willows
with hints of Miyazaki’s Spirited Away.
It’s a deliberately paced, mystery/adventure played out on painted-canvas
backdrops with muted autumnal tones, and a soundtrack full of musical numbers
fit for your great-grandmother’s Victrola, It’s ridiculous. An absurd notion,
indeed. You don’t make atmospheric mood pieces for stupid children. They’re too
stupid. They won’t get it.
Can we all just give Cartoon Network a standing ovation here
for having faith in its audience’s ability to appreciate something that is both
unique and intelligent? There’s no doubt that this is creator, Patrick McHale’s
baby from start to finish, and major kudos to CN for giving him the freedom to
bring it to life. This is the sort of show that makes you wish you had kids
right now just so you could show it to them with the confidence that they’d be
better people for it. But enough gushing…
As the show in its entirety is only about 100 minutes long,
picking a single episode would be akin to choosing a favorite scene in a movie
in that, though it may be a good scene, it works best when it’s placed within
the whole. As such, perhaps the best episode to discuss here is the first one.
This way we can avoid any major spoilers, while still getting at the heart and
theme of work.
The dulcet tones of a singing frog underscore a short
montage of the forthcoming, episodic vignettes: two children set a toy
paddlewheel afloat on stream, a girl and her dog are startled by a bird taking
flight, a set of wood figurines sit idly on the shelf, a young woman stands
before a wall of bones. On first viewing these are without context, but, even
so, serve well to establish a tone and pace for this world. We are then
introduced, in media res, to a pair of brothers lost in the woods. Wirt, we
learn, is lovelorn teen with a penchant for clarinet and poetry. His younger
brother, Greg, serves as a foil for Wirt’s frequent cynicism. Greg is a joyful
innocent full of optimistic naiveté. He wears an upside town tea pot on his
head and has pants full of candy. Don’t worry. There is a reason.
After a brief encounter with a talking bluebird named
Beatrice, with whom we will reconvene in episodes future, the brothers stumble
on the titular “Old Grist Mill” where they meet a seemingly senile woodsman. He
warns them of a darkness in the woods, a beast who feasts on lost souls. It’s a
warning that will haunt the rest of this tale as it plays out in the next nine
episodes. There’s humor though too, perhaps epitomized in this episode by
Greg’s unflinching positivity. Even in the face of the abominable demondog that
pursues Wirt and he though the mill, Greg finds time to compliment the
monster’s “beautiful eyes”. However, behind the humor there’s always a shadow
of ominous melancholy looming. Something awful awaits our heroes as they leave
the Woodsman’s mill to continue their journey home through The Unknown.
This show is a marvel and a unique delight from start to
finish. It’s no wonder it attracted such an impressive cast of talent including
Elijah Wood, Christopher Lloyd, John Cleese, Melanie Lynskey and Tim Curry
among many others. There is absolutely no excuse for you not to start watching
this right now. Hell, watch it twice. There are little, miss-able bits
scattered throughout that serve to set the re-watchability value very high. The
entire show is currently available to stream on the Cartoon Network website. I
suggest you head there posthaste.
Aaron’s Top 10
Episodes of 2014
1) True Detective,
“Who Goes There” (Season One, Episode 4)
2) Hannibal,
“Mizumono” (Season Two, Episode 13)
3) Arrow, “The
Climb” (Season Three, Episode 9)
4) Rick and Morty,
“Close Encounters of the Rick Kind” (Season One, Episode 10)
5) Fargo, “A Fox,
a Rabbit and a Cabbage” (Season One, Episode 9)
6) The Walking Dead,
“No Sanctuary” (Season Five, Episode 1)
7) Marvel’s Agents of
S.H.I.E.L.D., “A Hen in the Wolfhouse” (Season Two, Episode 5)
8) Adventure Time,
“Something Big” (Season Six, Episode 10)
9) The Affair,
“9”, (Season One, Episode 9)
10) Silicon Valley,
“Articles of Incorporation” (Season One, Episode 3)
The Roosevelts: An Intimate History – “Get Action (1858-1901)”
(Season One, Episode
1)
By Robbie Mehling
Amidst the glut of reality programming guised as history, it
is always refreshing when something comes on and makes you say, "Huh, I
didn't know that before."
Enter Ken Burns, who has produced some of the most compelling
documentary series in the past many years, Baseball,
The Civil War, and now, The Roosevelts. "Get Action"
sets the stage; detailing the beginnings of the Roosevelts, focusing mostly on
Teddy, leading up to his ascent to the Presidency.
Burns paints a picture of a life that seems to almost come
out of a tall tale, rather than an actual history. Emotions rose and fell as
Teddy fought with the Rough Riders and won elections and then lost his wife and
mother in the same day. My favorite story Burns tells is when Theodore was
Police Commissioner in New York City and was essentially, a real life Batman,
fighting corrupt cops while wearing a cape. Burns proved once again with this
episode (and the series as a whole) that non-fiction can be just as dramatic
and compelling as any fictional narrative.
Robbie’s Top
10 Episodes of 2014
1) Game of Thrones,
“The Watchers on the Wall” (Season Four, Episode 9)
2) Doctor Who, “Time
Heist” (Season Eight, Episode 5)
3) Game of Thrones,
“The Mountain and the Viper” (Season Four, Episode 8)
4) Doctor Who, “Robots
of Sherwood” (Season Eight, Episode 3)
5) Doctor Who, “Death
in Heaven” (Season Eight, Episode 12)
6) Game of Thrones,
“First of His Name” (Season Four, Episode 5)
7) Parks and Recreation,
“Moving Up” (Season Six, Episodes 21/22)
8) House of Cards, “Chapter
15” (Season Two, Episode 2)
9) The Roosevelts: An
Intimate History, “Get Action (1858-1901)” (Season One, Episode 1)
10) Parks and
Recreation, “The Wall” (Season Six, Episode 15)
Sherlock – “The Empty
Hearse”
(Season Three,
Episode 1)
By Jackie Jones
Created/written by Mark Gatiss and Steven Moffat. Starring
Benedict Cumberbatch as Sherlock Holmes, and Martin Freeman as John Watson. Oh,
holy shit.
This too-good-to-be-true BBC series is a modern update of
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s iconic detective stories, and has proven to be easily
the best Holmes adaptation I’ve ever seen. Cumberbatch and Freeman are both
spectacularly entertaining as Holmes and Watson, and the rest of the cast are
equally charming/talented. It’s really just...SO DAMN GOOD.
And how about that season three premiere, am I right? At the
end of Season Two, Sherlock Holmes goes up against his archenemy, James
Moriarty, and is ultimately forced to kill himself in front of his friend and
partner John Watson. The Season Three premiere takes place two years later, and
the threat of an underground terrorist organization forces Sherlock to come out
of hiding and reveal that he had faked his death to fool his enemies and
protect his friends.
Ok, I LOVED this episode. Sherlock’s ham-handed approach to
revealing himself to Watson is endearing and horribly clumsy, and Watson’s
reaction (a lovely mixture of shock, relief, and rage) is just perfect. One of
the things I loved most about this episode is that we aren’t forced to overlook
how dramatically Sherlock’s deception would have affected Watson. This is
Sherlock’s most meaningful and important relationship, and in this episode we
see not only how Watson processes the news, but also how Sherlock reacts to
Watson’s reaction. And there’s still enough time for them to foil a terrorist
plot!
This was an entirely satisfying and entertaining episode,
and most certainly one of the best shows aired in 2014.
Jackie’s Top 10
Episodes of 2014
1) Hannibal,
“Mizumono” (Season Two, Episode 13)
2) Hannibal,
“Yakimono” (Season Two, Episode 7)
3) Tim and Eric’s
Bedtime Stories, “The Endorsement” (Season One, Episode 7)
4) Sherlock, “The
Empty Hearse” (Season Three, Episode 1)
5) Sherlock, “The
Sign of Three” (Season Three, Episode 2)
6) Hannibal,
“Tome-Wan” (Season Two, Episode 12)
7) House of Cards,
“Chapter 17” (Season Two, Episode 4)
8) Tim and Eric’s
Bedtime Stories, “Bathroom Boys” (Season One, Episode 3)
9) House of Cards,
“Chapter 26” (Season Two, Episode 13)
10) Orange is the New
Black, “We Have Manners. We’re Polite” (Season Two, Episode 13)
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon – “Episode 1”
(Season One, Episode
1)
By Victoria Disque
“Hey hey hey hey!” So began the first episode of The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon,
as well as a new era of late night television. In the years leading up to
Fallon’s takeover of the most coveted of all talk shows, The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (as well as The Late Show with David Letterman) had become increasingly stale.
In the late 2000s, Leno and Letterman became stubborn in their roles, sticking
with what worked for them as hosts and comedians, and never really trying
anything new. In February of this year, Fallon became a welcome and refreshing
change of pace. Finally, here was a host who was willing to bring the variety
back to the variety show.
While Fallon’s new Tonight
Show kicked off with a not-so-memorable monologue (he may have had one—or
twelve—too many jokes about starting his new job), the show got off to an
exciting and promising start with a hilarious bit featuring several special
guests. You see, Fallon is the type of host (much like Jimmy Kimmel) who can
get his celebrity guests to do anything: he conversed with Brad Pitt
through yodels across midtown Manhattan; he convinced Morgan Freeman to end his
interview by sucking helium out of a balloon; most impressively, he got Kevin
Bacon to ramp up his entrance by reenacting two of his most famous scenes from Footloose.
In fact, on his very first episode in the Tonight Show chair, first guest Will
Smith joined him for The Evolution of Hip Hop dancing, where the two men not
only twerked and dougied, they pulled out the Carlton dance from Smith’s Fresh Prince days. So it was a
not-so-surprising surprise when no less than fourteen mega-celebrities,
including Robert de Niro, Tina Fey, Rudy Giuliani, and Joan Rivers came out
from behind the curtain to each slap a $100 bill on Fallon’s desk (just before,
he made a reference to a “buddy who said I’d never be the host of The Tonight Show” and that said buddy
owed him a hundred bucks). The cherry on the gag went to Stephen Colbert, who
dumped a bucket of $100 worth of pennies on Fallon’s desk, then proceeded to
take a selfie with the new host.
With Kimmel having moved to the 11:35 timeslot, and Colbert
preparing to take Letterman’s chair sometime next year, this has become such an
exciting time for late night television. Each host has something different to
bring to the game. For Fallon, that something is a goofy, rather than biting,
wit as well as a much appreciated willingness to try new things in the name of
comedy. Sure, he brought his most beloved bits over from his Late Night days, such as Thank You
Notes, Hashtags, and Lip Sync Battles, but he’s also begun new Tonight Show traditions, like Lip Flip, Box
of Lies, and Truth or Truth (if you haven’t seen his Truth or Truth showdown
with Amy Schumer, do yourself a favor and YouTube
it now). His sketch work is still prominent, with his most popular character
right now being preteen drama queen Sara—with no ‘H’ because “H’s are EW!” and
his Neil Young popping up from time to time to sing a cover of something like
Iggy Azalea’s “Fancy.” The beauty of the new Tonight Show is that when something works, it really works, and
when it doesn’t, the writers try to improve it for next time or scrap it all
together. Whatever your late night show preference is, one thing has become
clear in 2014: it’s fun again to
stand around the water cooler discussing the best parts of last night’s show.
Victoria’s Top 10
Episodes of 2014
1) Parks and
Recreation, “Moving Up” (Season Six, Episodes 21/22)
2) How I Met Your
Mother, “How Your Mother Met Me” (Season Six, Episode 16)
3) The Tonight Show
Starring Jimmy Fallon, “Episode 70” (Season One, Episode 70)
4) The Tonight Show
Starring Jimmy Fallon, “Episode 55” (Season One, Episode 55)
5) Nathan For You,
“Dumb Starbucks” (Season Two, Episode 5)
6) Parks and
Recreation, “Ann and Chris,” (Season Six, Episode 14)
7) Nathan For You,
“Souvenir Shop / E.L.A.I.F.F.” (Season Two, Episode 2)
8) The Tonight Show
Starring Jimmy Fallon, “Episode 1” (Season One, Episode 1)
9) Orange is the New
Black, “A Whole Other Hole” (Season Two, Episode 4)
10) Scandal, “The
Price of Free and Fair Elections” (Season Three, Episode 18
Minus the cringe worthy “I’m the scandal”
line.
Top Gear –“Series 21, Episode 3”
(Season 21, Episode
3)
By Pedro Aubry
Now I’m a car fan. Huge fan. And so it makes sense that I
like this show. But I have to say that I have never ever seen a show that is so
specifically and blatantly geared (PUN!) to a specific audience where others
who couldn’t give two shits about cars in general still love the show.
But this does it. The thing is the show is fairly formulaic,
where they review an amazing car and they have a (usually British) celebrity
drive a round of their track in a reasonably priced car, and for the rest, though
they may change things a bit. The thing that everyone most likes is the main
and longest storyline they create and portray (in case you didn’t know, this
show is very, very highly edited). But it’s true, the meat of the story is
always the deciding factor of whether I like the show a lot, and a lot, and a
lot. Otherwise I simply just enjoy it. But this one has one of the best
roadtrips I’ve ever seen and not wanting to give anything away, I really hope
you give this show a shot, because as I’ve said before you truly don’t need to
be a car fan to love the show, and you will probably like it anyways from their
sheer production value and the sheer talent and chemistry amongst the
announcers. Loving cars help, but it really is the weakest and least important
(IMHO) part of the show if the main quest doesn’t catch your mind.
The car review portion this episode was fun, not because of
how good the supercar was but how bad it was. The whole part is made to look
like this car is the product of the gods…right up to the part it’s not. The
meat, the most important and best part, the challenges…in this episode they
have one that easily sits in my Top 10 of the entire show, maybe even Top Five.
It involves them going to the Crimean Peninsula in what is
now Russia (interesting when now rewatching this episode), and all the challenges
and cars are great. One thing is they use normal, small fairly cheap cars
instead of crazy awesomness that only the super rich can experience, so the
episode is interesting and applicable to the audience at large.
And for the challenges, the last one is the best, not only
for the goal but how they go about trying to reach the goal. Very quickly,
Hammond swerves, May turns his Check Engine Light on and Clarkson opens his
driver’s side door. Enjoy!
Pedro’s Top 10
Episodes of 2013 (“and im not joking”)
1) Hannibal, “Mizumono”
(Season Two, Episode 13)
2) Hannibal,
“Tome-wan” (Season Two, Episode 12)
3) Hannibal, “Ko
no Mono” (Season Two, Episode 11)
4) Hannibal,
“Naka-Choko” (Season Two, Episode 10)
5) Hannibal,
“Shiizakana” (Season Two, Episode 9)
6) Hannibal,
“Su-zakana” (Season Two, Episode 8)
7) Hannibal,
“Yakimono” (Season Two, Episode 7)
8) Hannibal,
“Futamono” (Season Two, Episode 6)
9) Hannibal,
“Mukozuke” (Season Two, Episode 5)
True Detective – “Who Goes There”
(Season One, Episode
4)
By Eric Martindale
“Who
Goes There,” the fourth episode of True
Detective’s inaugural season is, in my opinion, easily one of the best episode on
television last year. It was the episode when True Detective felt the most, well, true.
The most obvious reason that people will point to is the final moments
that featured a tracking shot that was well over two hours long. Okay, maybe a
little less than that. And, I’ll admit it was a big part in why I chose it as
well. It wasn’t, however, the fact that it was a tracking shot and tracking
shots are cool. It was the artistic expression that each second of the final
moments dripped with.
Director
Cary Fukunaga, who won an Emmy for his work on this episode, conveyed a true
since of danger that was more than palpable and really came to light because of
the length of the shot. It was technically impressive for sure, what with the
amount of extras, sets, fucking helicopters. But the peril that Rust (Matthew
McConaughey) felt seemed so real that the shot, in the end, felt almost
necessary to make the world feel true. Which, for me, was a problem that had
existed through the first three episodes of the season.
In
many ways I found the plot of True
Detective pretentious and unrealistic. I understand that no television
show, or any story-telling medium, has to exist in a reality. But True Detective presented its narrative
in such a way that we were to be depressed by how fucked-up our
world is. All the while asking us to pretend that serial killers sewing antlers
to victims in our world, especially in conservative southern communities, is
somewhat commonplace. Because, you know, they’re weird down there in Louisiana
where they sleep with their sisters. Oh wait, that was a spoiler. Yeah…
However,
“Who Goes There,” with tracking shot in tow, made the story so much more
visceral. The world came alive and I was able to immerse myself and forget
about the show’s negatives. Even prior to the ending to the episode, it was as
if the show decided that in its fourth hour it was set goals for the rest of
the season and by the time episode five had arrived I was hooked. Captivated,
really. Because until that point, in spite of the fantastic acting by Woody
Harrelson and McConaughey the show felt more like False Detective.
Eric’s Top 10 Episodes
of 2014
1) Hannibal,
“Mizumono” (Season Two, Episode 13)
2)
True Detective, “Who Goes There”
(Season One, Episode 4)
3)
Mad Men, “Waterloo” (Season Seven,
Episode 7)
4)
Outlander, “The Garrison Commander”
(Season One, Episode 5)
5)
Hannibal, “Naka-Choco” (Season Two,
Episode 10)
6)
Mad Men, “The Monolith” (Season
Seven, Episode 4)
7)
Fargo, “A Fox, a Rabbit and a
Cabbage” (Season One, Episode 9)
8)
Game of Thrones, “The Mountain and
the Viper” (Season Four, Episode 8)
9)
True Detective, “After You’ve Gone”
(Season One, Episode 7)
10)
Rick and Morty, “Meeseeks and
Destroy” (Season One, Episode 5)
Veep – “Crate / New Hampshire”
(Season Three,
Episodes 9/10)
By Keith Jackson
I quickly
fell in love with Veep. Much like Parks and Rec or my
recommendation from last year, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, it contains an office
of eclectic people each with their own characteristic strengths that make it
nigh-impossible to rank above each other (however, Jonah does stand out many a
time, be it his widely-announced drop-ins at the VP office or his later career
ambitions/struggles). Again like P&R, these characters are engaged
in the theatre of politics, and they're no less incompetent despite being on a
bigger stage.
One of the
best examples of what makes Veep
brilliant is this season's finale. A favorite show of mine and many others is Arrested
Development, a show that was canceled for several reasons, one of which
being such a dense show that it was described as "hard to keep up
with". Network execs thought people wanted a sitcom they could have on, but
not necessarily pay 100% attention to. I am so glad Veep is on HBO, because it is difficult to say if it would have the
freedom to move at the speed it does elsewhere. Throughout the last two
episodes of the season (aired as an hour-long finale), circumstances changed
every ten seconds it seemed. Everyone is rushing and reacting to things both
within their control and out of their control (like Gary's nosebleeds). It's a
whirlwind of absurdity, but it's just so much fun to witness.
Keith’s Top 10 Episodes of 2014
1) Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey, “Standing Up in the Milky Way“
(Season One, Episode 1)
2) Sherlock, “His Last Vow” (Season Three,
Episode 3)
3) Game of Thrones, “The Lion and the Rose”
(Season Four, Episode 2)
4) Community, “Cooperative Polygraphy”
(Season Five, Episode 5)
5) Veep, “Crate / New Hampshire” (Season
Three, Episodes 9/10)
6) Game of Thrones, “The Mountain and the
Viper” (Season Four, Episode 8)
7) Parks and Recreation, “Moving Up”
(Season Six, Episodes 21/22)
8) Veep, “The Choice” (Season Three,
Episode 2)
9) Too Many Cooks, (One-off Comedy Special)
10) The Colbert Report, “Grimmy” (Episode
1447)
You’re the Worst – “Pilot”
(Season One, Episode 1)
By Ryan Lugar
Boy meets girl.
Girl meets boy. Love
ensues. Magic in the air. White doves flying after each pass
through a doorway. Mass
consumptions of alcohol. Drugs
consumed like candy.
Self-centeredness. Control
freaks. All for one and one for
one. Jimmy. Gretchen.
You’re The Worst
has taken a whole new swing to the genre of romantic comedy. I would consider myself an expert
in the field because one, I know more about romantic comedies than the almighty
Austin Lugar, and two, I strongly believe Sweet
Home Alabama is a perfect movie.
However, You’re The Worst is
not the shimmering love magic that occurred in Alabama. It is the horrific sense of being with
someone in Los Angeles.
The start of this romantic comedy from hell laid down the ground
rules of the show right from the get-go. The two lovebirds, Gretchen and Jimmy,
are at a wedding and wrecking the entire thing. Jimmy has found a way to make
the bride bawl her eyes out before her first dance and Gretchen is stealing
gifts, both intoxicated. The romance gods worked their magic and Jimmy and
Gretchen found each other outside while both trying to bail from the wedding.
This is where their love blossoms and they live happily ever after.
Ok, that's a lie. They have fun together and separate entirely. However, they
remain in contact with each other even though they both are on to a new person.
At the end of the night, they somehow end up "together" and it freaks
the hell out of them. Their fear of any type of commitment and relationship
scares the shit out of them. They don't want to turn into the
boyfriend-girlfriend mold, but the season would die after the pilot if they
didn't.
Jimmy and Gretchen are, don’t let the title of the show give
it away, the worst. They care only
for themselves and could give a rat’s ass less about what happens to whoever is
around them. Jimmy’s
roommate/cook/veteran Edgar served in Iraq and is battling an extreme case of
PTSD, posttraumatic stress disorder.
Jimmy being the great “friend” that he is made sure his book sales was
going fine before teasing Edgar about his serious problem. Edgar is Jimmy’s closest and only
friend in the sense of the word.
Lindsay has been Gretchen’s best friend for a long time and is currently
battling the stress of being a married woman and also still having the sexual
instincts of a whore. Gretchen
does a great job in consoling her by abandonment and putting her problems
first. Jimmy and Gretchen are
ultimately two main characters who are almost self aware that they are the main
characters of the show. They
understand that Edgar and Lindsay are their sidekicks and are a means to an end
of their problems. They’re the
worst and deserved to be hated.
But damnit if they weren’t so great together. During the entire show you want them to
fill that mold of the classic romantic comedy couple and be all lovey-dovey. They show glimpses of it and you want
so badly for the glimpse to become a continuous emotion. That isn’t like them though. They are self-centered, terrible people
who are afraid of commitment and growing up and they just so happen to be
perfect for each other. There are
times during the show where you just want to scream “JUST BE HAPPY TOGETHER!”
This relationship is a train wreck and it is impossible to
turn away. Although they are
terrible people doing terrible things, they both express such raw and deep
emotion for each other that it’s impossible to not root for them. For every five bad things they do to
one another or someone else, there is one moment of extreme bliss between the
two. It’s this moment of a Sweet Home Alabama romantic bliss that
makes the show great.
I would recommend this show to absolutely anybody because I
think it’s an extremely relatable show.
The fear of commitment and relationship struggles are something everyone
has gone through, even if Gretchen and Jimmy take it to the extreme. Oh yeah, Gretchen is the publicist for
a rapper who is pretty much the same person as Tyler, The Creator. How could you say no to that?!
Ryan’s Top 10 Episodes
of 2014
1) You’re the Worst,
“Constant Horror and Bone-Deep Dissatisfaction” (Season One, Episode 9)
2) You’re the Worst,
“Pilot” (Season One, Episode 1)
3) Rick and Morty,
“Meeseeks and Destroy” (Season One, Episode 5)
4) South Park, “Go
Fund Yourself” (Season Eighteen, Episode 1)
5) You’re the Worst,
“Sunday Funday” (Season One, Episode 5)
6) Nathan for You,
“Dumb Starbucks” (Season Two, Episode 5)
7) Nathan for You,
“Liquor Store / Exterminator / Car Wash” (Season Two, Episode 4)
8) South Park,
“The Cissy” (Season Eighteen, Episode 3)
9) Silicon Valley,
“Optimal Tip-to-Tio Efficiency” (Season One, Episode 8)
10) Game of Thrones, “The
Watchers on the Wall” (Season Four, Episode 9)
The Group’s Top 10 List
Using a simple point system where a person’s #1 pick gets 10
points, #2 gets 9 and so on, here are the top 10 episodes of 2014 that received
the most points from the 33 Top 10 lists.
1. Hannibal,
“Mizumono” (Season Two, Episode 13) (64 points)
2. Sherlock, “The
Sign of Three” (Season Three, Episode 2) (62 points)
3. True Detective,
“Who Goes There” (Season One, Episode 4) (46 points)
4. Sherlock, “His
Last Vow” (Season Three, Episode 3) (42 points)
5. Doctor Who,
“Listen” (Season Eight, Episode 4) (34 points)
5. Game of Thrones,
“The Laws of Gods and Men” (Season Four, Episode 6) (34 points)
6. Orange is the New
Black, “A Whole Other Hole” (Season Two, Episode 4) (31 points)
6. Orange is the New
Black, “We Have Manners. We’re Polite” (Season Two, Episode 13” (31 points)
6. Parks and
Recreation, “Moving Up” (Season Six, Episodes 21/22) (31 points)
7. Fargo, “A Fox,
A Rabbit and a Cabbage” (Season One, Episode 9) (30 points)
8. Game of Thrones,
“The Watchers on the Wall” (Season Four, Episode 9) (29 points)
9. Game of Thrones,
“The Lion and the Rose” (Season Four, Episode 2) (24 points)
9. The Leftovers,
“Guest” (Season One, Episode 6) (24 points)
9. Rick and Morty,
“Meeseeks and Destroy” (Season One, Episode 5) (24 points)
10. Community,
“Cooperative Polygraphy” (Season Five, Episode 5) (23 points)
10. Game of Thrones,
“The Mountain and the Viper” (Season Four, Episode 8) (23 points)
·
78
different shows were on a Top 10 list.
·
25 of
those shows first premiered in 2014.
·
196
different episodes were on a Top 10 list.
·
Sherlock’s
“The Sign of Three” was on 10 different Top 10 lists.
·
All three
episodes of Sherlock Season Three wereon a Top 10 list.
·
10/13
episodes of Hannibal Season Two were on a Top 10 list.
·
6/8
episodes of Nathan For You Season Two wereon a Top 10 list.
·
8/12
episodes of Doctor Who Season Eight wereon a Top 10 list.
·
5/8 episodes
of The Flash Season One were on a Top 10 list.
·
4/7 episodes
of Mad Men Season Seven were on a Top 10 list.
·
6/10
episodes of Game of Thrones Season Four were on a Top 10 list.
·
6/10
episodes of The Leftovers Season One were on a Top 10 list.
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